Chonky

the next step in the evolutionary ladder from a snoo. Chonkys are typically much cooler and cheekier than snoos, Chonkys are known for their piggy snortings and their ability to eat their body weight in sushi.

"Chonky, if you eat any more sushi, you'll turn into a salmon nigiri!'
"Gnhuff"

by Chonkys August 15, 2008

Ethan ChonkyDick 556

A massive chad located in the Philippines that has the biggest cock the world has seen.

Ur such a Ethan ChonkyDick 556

by Ethansucksdickie556 November 23, 2021

Coonkike

The imaginary stalkers you may see or hear after consuming large quantities of cocaine or methamphetamine. They sometimes appear sitting in a car outside your house, standing behind a bush, or can be heard walking on the roof of your house.

John was convinced the cops were outside his house but turns out he just had a case of the coonkikes.

by NinjaDogma February 2, 2022

Coonky

A black Chinese person, formed from the words coon and chinky making coonky.

You know what I've never seen before, a coonky, such a rare species.

by broopster July 10, 2023

cloonk

alternative pronunciation of clunk

After the action: "Cloonk!"

by Colm Seeley May 22, 2005

Conker-arm

The affliction upon the rear of the forearm from repeatedly missing a swing during a game of conkers and hitting your arm. The pain for the next couple of days is known as conker-arm.

Boss: James you have been off work for the past 3 days, why?

James: Conker-arm

Boss: A worthy cause.

by The Wicks September 27, 2006

clonkadillahoppa

large ass shoes

yo dude wears like a size 25 shoe, straight clonkadillahoppas
clodhopper

by darius randolph February 25, 2011