Dane Cook

Adjective: Unfortunate / To a degree of the lowest caliber.

"Dane Cook blocked me. Because Any time something bad happened to me I compared it to him." - Reddit user u/Dontneedanything

"I got fired today. This is really the Dane Cook of days."

by lemmeseeificanhitthecharacterl May 2, 2021

Zariah Cook

Zariah cook means the baddest bitch there is

Oh her name is Zariah cook you know she that baddest

by Godskid January 18, 2022

Cook bacon

Using strong smells to cover up the smell of a fired gun.

I used a scented candle to cook bacon after discharging my 44 mag through my living room wall.

by Patman888 August 19, 2016

Cooking Cookies

To bake a cookie but your smart ass is just using the synonym of bake.

I am cooking cookies.

Wait cooking?
Hell yeah, I am cooking the cookies.
You mean baking right?
Nah cooking.

by Disneylander May 12, 2021

cook slag

A person who cooks for other people instead of his/hers husband or family.

"Mum whos that cake for", "son this cake is for my work colleagues", "mum your a cook slag".

by Snugalugs August 11, 2019

Cady Cook

A nice, beautiful, sexy girl. Boys go crazy for her, but she minds her own business. Make sure you don't piss off a Cady Cook. Usually a girl that is very athletic and is a queen in gymnastics and a baller in basketball. This brunette always needs a blonde bestie! Has a strong heart and never gives up. People describe her as; HOT; Sexy; Queen; Baller; Good Style; Stud Muffin; Angel; Model; Smokin; Curvy; Delicious

Girl 1- See Cady Cook?

Boy 1- Yes she is an Angel
Boy 2- She belongs in an Victoria Secret Fashion Show

by Gerimono January 20, 2018

raz cooke

A person who shits his pants whenever he smokes weed then without changing goes inside and sticks his dick in a jar of mayonnaise then proceeds to throat fuck his mother in-law until she agrees to let him use her PayPal to pay for a dog collar he can wear when he goes to the cemetery to dig up a corpse and fuck it while a midget jumps on its stomach so all the black organ juices shoot out of its ass while he cums into the ground so hard that the midget gets a splash back.

Person 1. Our Kid looks tired today.

Person 2. It’s probably from that Raz Cooke he did yesterday.
Person 1. Damn, I love doing those.

by Narreik September 21, 2023