Coochie slurper

Someone who eats out coochies, but prefers to use a straw.

“Brayden is a coochie slurper. It’s so gross”

by Anonymous_Knowledge May 29, 2022

Unrequited Coochie

When the guy wants to canoodle his noodle (seggs), but the girl doesn't.

"The only coochie that lasts is unrequited coochie" - Woody Allen (probably)

by Theatric February 9, 2022

Chooch coochie

To rub one out wearing clown makeup and a fucked up wig on the kitchen floor with your front door open.

“Omg, dude, I came home from work early one day and saw my neighbor was a Chooch coochie!”

by Trampula April 3, 2022

Canned Coochie

The act of being of being so sex deprived that you make a coochie, using a can.
What the hand can't, the can can.

Damn, would you like to try out my canned Coochie, coochie in a can.

by Dr. E.D. April 4, 2022

coochie yogurt

Yogurt made from a womans vaginal fluids

That bitch wap so good, she got coochie yogurt

by Kkakes November 12, 2020

vespucci coochie

n.

a derogatory term for coochie that you never experienced before, or rather one that not only feels like it’s tailored leather straight from italy, but rather smelling as good as a splash from victoria’s secret or bath & body works; california pussy

damn....
that bitch got some vespucci coochie

by YT_BlueFro November 17, 2020

Coochie Catchers

A pair of pants, underwear or bikini bottoms that can get trapped in the lower area and create wedgies and an uncomfortable situation.

Gwyneth was not having a good day because she had accidentally worn a pair of coochie catchers and she was uncomfortable.

by quirkybitch101 November 19, 2020