coochie cancel

the WLW alternative to cockblock

"Opps I didn't mean to coochie cancel you by walking into the single stall bathroom"

by coochiecanceller May 05, 2023

Coochie Points

When a man does good deeds towards a woman in order to get on their good side. Basically Brownie Points, but it's Coochie Points.

Zac: Rodney keeps handing out cookies to the girls.
Kamryn: Bruh he's tryna get Coochie Points!

by crondy October 25, 2020

Coochie Pebbles

The pieces of toilet paper stuck to a woman's labia when you go down on her.

"I went down on this girl the other day, and she had the most delicious coochie pebbles."

by TheIceCreamMen March 24, 2023

Gucci Coochie

A very special coochie, one might even say it shines. Its very purrty, and special.

She's got that Gucci coochie

by hellisjustasauna July 20, 2021

Stale coochie

A smell similar to uncooked fish and a dirty fish bowl

Why that girl smell like stale coochie

by Ayyo kris June 24, 2016

Anti-coochie

A person who has such a hatred/fear towards vaginas they now identify as gay only because of default. They have no choice but to be gay due to their crippling phobia.

John: Yo, just wondering, you gay?
Tom: Nah man, I'm just anti-coochie.
John: Oh, fr? What is that?
Tom: I just don't fuck with coochie. Simple as that.
John: #Valid

by kaliana.forte October 28, 2021

coochie cunt

A "don't look at me and judge me", manly dressed (because she really is begging for the attention in reality), AND EXTREMELY BITCHY Lesbian.

Shawn: Holy fuck, I just got cussed out by that coochie cunt over there for talking to her "girlfriend".

Robert: Fuck that he/she coochie cunt and her friend. Tell them to go drink some cootie juice!

by First Name Last Letter Leaf April 05, 2020