Fajardo Condition

The state in which a person constantly wears/ buys flannel and is obsessed with flannel.

My brother just bought a lot of flannels at the mall, I think he might have the Fajardo Condition.

by WhiteLightning January 2, 2019

filipino condition

A condition usually present in filipino men,who believe they are the "hottest" and "in demand" guys on the planet,but in reality,suffer from gross insecurities about real world attractiveness,height,sexual performance,and the reluctance from non filipino women/men,to consider them as a legitimate option.

that guy truly doesn't get how fucking ugly he is,he has a serious case of the filipino condition.

by SmartAssTheOriginal February 14, 2019

coaster conditioning

Riding the more extreme rollercoasters with the intention of acclimating oneself to the generally stimulating nature of riding rollercoasters.

Bill was nervous about riding rollercoasters, so he deliberately rode the steepest coaster in the state first, thus coaster conditioning himself.

by BrakeNow March 22, 2019

Air-conditioned out

When you live in Texas and the air-conditioner in your high school stops working. Often results in half of the students ditching class.

Logan! Call your parents. School is air-conditioned out!

by Je parle français August 28, 2019

Basic conditioning week

That week everyone goes through every quarter. All test, quizzes, homework, and project come at you all at once. Mental breakdown week.

“It’s basic conditioning week FML”

by Randomxo November 28, 2019

underlying condition

A pre-existing medical issue that can increase a person's vulnerability to contracting coronavirus and/or dying from it.

Anything which renders someone less than optimally healthy, compromising their immunity.

Being human.

Just being alive felt like an underlying condition. Her asthma was an additional factor, she supposed, but each day she was getting news of yet another person coming down with corona. They were old, middle-aged, young, healthy or not.

by Monkey's Dad March 29, 2020

Graveyard Conditions

The punishment for doing something fucked up or just plain wrong. Used all the time in Mississippi, Memphis, Texas, and Louisiana.

Boosie Badass: “If 6ix9ine would’ve snitched on me he would’ve had graveyard conditions.”

by KountryNicca20666 September 6, 2020