The 'heads or tail' moment when you hope the condom your putting on in the dark is facing the right way.
Last night I wasted 30 seconds guessing tails, putting that condom on the wrong way. Total condom coinflip.
by harrycomets July 30, 2011
When you’re having anal sex with a girl and she takes a shit, enveloping your penis. Afterward you proceed to fuck her pussy with the shit still on your dick.
by Ser Wat of discord February 04, 2020
by metal nilla March 30, 2016
1. Someone who looks like they have a condom over their head
2. Someone who's face is enough protection for them not to get a girl pregnant.
2. Someone who's face is enough protection for them not to get a girl pregnant.
"He's a condom boy, Lindsey"
by hahhaahhahaah January 18, 2016
by The One and Only What December 09, 2017
Noun - Shanghai Condom- A condom made from Saran Wrap. The penis is wrapped entirely with saran wrap in order to create a make-shift condom for emergency use.
The name came to be while I was dating a girl from Shanghai. We were at her house and I did not have any condoms with me. She said no problem in her cute broken English and ran into the kitchen and brought back Saran wrap. She then proceeded to wrap my penis in Saran wrap and said "See no problem." I used the term for a few years and since have seen it pop up in several conversations.
The name came to be while I was dating a girl from Shanghai. We were at her house and I did not have any condoms with me. She said no problem in her cute broken English and ran into the kitchen and brought back Saran wrap. She then proceeded to wrap my penis in Saran wrap and said "See no problem." I used the term for a few years and since have seen it pop up in several conversations.
by syberfilm April 21, 2016
Your ex girlfriend is a slut and talks shit on you all the time and you just throw half a pack of condoms on her driveway as she pulls in with her new boytoy; indirect way of telling her to stop fucking people over or she a ho
by Lgmobile98 March 13, 2016