Colombine Crackdown

When you are about to "finish" and your partner crawls under a desk begging you not to shoot her in the face.

Dylan : It's not sexual assault, it's a Colombine Crackdown.

by zyklonbjorn April 9, 2021

Colonial pipeline

The definition of a gay orgy between 1607 and 1783

Did you hear William Ramsford, Sir Bradley, his esquire, and Mr. Edmund were quartered and hung for partaking in the colonial pipeline?

by Captain Slap Jack May 10, 2021

colombian sauce

The swag of a person who is sexy and also colombian

Can also be Salsa Colombiana

“ shakira is dripping with that Colombian sauce”

“ He had that Colombian sauce”

by Justchecking22 November 10, 2021

Colombian apology

After upsetting your hot headed fella (usually Latino) or saying/doing something to disrespect him. You apologise by offering your arse and taking it up the bum. All is then forgiven.

"Valeria upset me the other day, disrespected my wife while we were at it. Was about to lose my shit but she gave me a Colombian apology to calm me down. Wasn't mad at her anymore after that."

by Fookem August 10, 2021

Colonic colonist

Someone (typically of the male gender) who frequently spends time exploring the colon of another man.

"Adam is always drinking iced tea and watching Queer Eye. What a colonic colonist!

by ThunderclashPrime August 25, 2021

colonizer

A person who supports or turns a blind eye to the continued colonization and subjugation of indigenous people

Hey colonizer

by s1n1ster September 20, 2021

Colombian hurricane

When one partner unbeknownst or not to the other puts cocaine inside their anal cavity and then flatulates while receiving anilingus causing a cyclone of cocaine to spray the other party's face.

She definitely seems like the type of girl that would bring you home and surprise you with a Colombian Hurricane

by Stan from Afghanistan October 11, 2021