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Coach’s Kid Syndrome

Coach’s Kid Syndrome is where the child of a team coach is on the same team and everyone treats them as if they were another coach. Asking practice times, game times, what to wear, what to bring, how to do something etc. instead of asking the real coach. It leads to the child being expectant of people asking things, constantly reminding people, instructing/ordering people around, and over explaining things.
“Why is Penny always telling us what to do? She isn’t the coach.”

“It’s not her fault, she has Coach’s Kid Syndrome.”
by Ratfaced January 10, 2024
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coach a

To kill someone or destroy something beyond repair.
Guy: What happened to that car?
*he points to a car that’s been so badly destroyed that it’s just a heap of scrap metal*
Other guy: Yeah, Jeff coach a’d it.
by CrazyCatBunker November 18, 2024
mugGet the coach amug.

coach arey

Weird idiot dyke penguin looking hoe.
Person 1: Hey man you wanna hang tonight?
Person 2:Sorry dude I have a 1,200 page essay due for Coach Arey.
by YeahImTalkingAboutJacksboro October 18, 2021
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Hot Gurl Coach

Hot Gurl Coach is another name for Megan Thee Stallion, popular female rapper deemed the 2nd Queen of rap behind Nicki Minaj
"OMG IT'S THE HOT GURL COACH!"
"Who the hell?"
"Megan Thee Stallion, dumbass"
by neefianiel November 27, 2021
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death coach

Quasi-Professional used to facilitate passing of life.

Farthest from "Life Coaching" in long term vision; similar in discussion, motivation and results.

Addressing downsizing. Letting go of Stuff...

Will/Estate planning, guardianship. Legal ducks in a row.

Seating: Smoking vs. Non -smoking .... cremation vs burial.
After the last fall, Robert's Death Coach got him into a nice town house, out of the barn he filled four layers deep.
by startPNW99 September 11, 2022
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Coach

A Chico alpha man who drinks on the weekdays and just happens to be the best thresh in NA. Be warned his triceps are huge and he is a babe
Jack Rossi shouted COACH! As he walked into the quad
by Lukas07 April 8, 2020
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sex coach

A Russian hooker who might be the linchpin of collusion, or maybe just another Russian hooker.
That so-called sex coach Needs to hire a food taster.
by Delta Sailor January 29, 2019
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