Taiwanese Mountain Climber

The act of placing two naked Taiwanese women your shoulders and fingering them simultaneously with one hand. Meanwhile taking a bonsai tree and shoving it up your own rectum with your other hand.

tom- dude i got two Taiwanese hookers last night...
steve- please tell me you didn't do what i think you did.
tom- oh yah i did the Taiwanese Mountain Climber

by xXxpidgexXx May 24, 2009

clamboyant

clammy flamboyant person.

" jeez its ninety degrees out but Kaleb's so clamboyant"

by tayfanlove September 4, 2009

clobbered

the feeling given to a homosexual male after having his arse feltched and then passionately kissing his male partner (the feltcher).

tom let bill have his way with him and finish in his arse, when bill flipped him over to passionately kiss him. tom could taste himself...the sensation was overpowering..as he calm down he layed back sighed, "i'm so clobbered"

by herbert67 August 6, 2009

rock climbing

One of only three sports ever invented, the other two being bullfighting and auto racing.

He is one rock climbing son-of-a-bitch.

by Unrepentantfenianbastard April 1, 2004

Charley Horse Clambake

When a bunch of stinky lesbians get together and have an orgy.

go watch some lesbians then you'll know what a charley horse clambake is.....

by thene0niki April 21, 2009

Chombo

A derogatory term for someone from the state of Minnesota.

Look at that Chombo over there eating his chicken pot pie

by Googoogaga1996 November 13, 2022

Ice Climbers

When a man and woman have sex with the same girl.

*in reference to ice climbers- the female and male Eskimo siblings.

'Hey Alison, did you have sex with John's ex?'

'Yeah, now me and him are ice climbers.'

by TK16_Toko August 16, 2016