Claudia

A fine as HELL BEING!!! one of the hottest people you will ever meet. Stunning inside out, absoloutly crazy. Shes that one friend whos down to do crazy shit with you 24/7. Has a HOT BODY yet can be insecure ( for no reason cause damn this girl is stunning). Messy room like half the time, gets random motivation during the day to clean, workout or study. INCREBILE IN EVERY WAY. Clauidas are honeslty one of a kind, always down for gossip ands will CERTAINLY tell you the tea!!

ME:"Ay you down to go out for a night drive"
Claudia: "Yeah ofc, who do you think i am to decline"

by besties1001 September 5, 2021

Claude

Claude is the type of person that hurts your best friend so you hate him.

Anon: wow that guys a dick.

Anon2: yeah that's Claude hes a dick.

by Coconut554 September 8, 2021

Claude

Claude is the type of person that hurts your best friend so you hate him.

Anon: wow that guys a dick.

Anon2: yeah that's Claude hes a dick.

by Coconut554 September 8, 2021

Caudal and Cantle

A term commonly used when a male human has attempted to mate with a horse, but said horse has decided to bolt for freedom while unfortunately tangling itself to the spurs of the ‘horse riders’ boots resulting in them being pulled along the ground, covered in hay, excrement and an erection the size of a snake.

Have you seen John since the Caudal and Cantle? I don’t think he’ll be getting that veterinarian of the year award after all.

I was into Caudal and Cantle before TikTok made it mainstream

Caudal and Cantle is not something your father talks about at the Actuaries Annual Gala darling!

by CrudePierre November 3, 2021

Claudia

A person who spreads fake rumours and then plays victim.

This guy just did a Claudia on me.

by ZapadaSiCacat November 20, 2021

Claudé | Claude

A unisex persons name for a wonderful person.
Persons with this name are Strong and well minded, they are kind but also scary, but sometimes really Lazy.

Claudé | Claude is Lazy again.

by SL-Eve November 21, 2021

Claudia

Claudia is a girl with beautiful green skin and spikes on her spine. She likes to eat children and loves the Settimana Enigmistica. She is a sweet bitch, funny but boring, cold as ice and hot like flames and all those very smart contrasts you read on your zodiac charts.

- Claudia has to pee.
- Classic Claudia

by fruttavivabodylotion November 21, 2021