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chemistry class 

its not a science class, in fact chemistry class is fucking math. I didn't fucking sign up for fucking math
student 1- man fuck my life
student 2-why
student 1-chemistry class
student 2-is it really that bad
student 1-. 1.00 km (1000 m / 1 km)( 100 cm / 1 m)(1 inch / 2.54 cm) = 3.94 x 104
or 39,400 inches
student 2-the fuck is that
student 1-hell
chemistry class by it cant be September 29, 2020
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oven middle class 

Well-to-do progressive white or white-presenting individuals who consistently are drawn to leftist schelling points.
The college sophomore holding the communist protest sign is a member of the oven middle class.
oven middle class by area-man March 2, 2015

English Class 

If you have ever seen depictions of hell in the bible, this will make it seem like a land of rainbows and sunshine.
English Class makes me want to remove my reproductive abilities so that my children won't know what suffering truly means.

Online Class 

The most sinister thing teachers come up with during the pandemic. This takes a massive shit on the freedom of most children and at times takes even longer to do than the 7 fucking hours we spend in regular school. And the ironic part is that teachers don't want us sitting at a computer for so long because it will ruin our eyes and yet hold these things. The only good thing about this is that we won't have to eat the dogshit 7-week-old lunch the school provides while at the same time hearing the utter obnoxiousness that happens inside of the cafeteria.
In my online class experience, It was absolute shit having assigned these assignments that can go on for hours and hours while our english teacher once assigned this long-ass digital chapter book that no one gave two shits to read. And now I'm supposed to be completing my Science work but instead writing an entire definition and taking my anger out on online school in urban dictionary? Indeed I am...
Online Class by BonelessJohn May 26, 2020

Spanish class

probably the worst class. a double period for some but feels like a whole day. very confusing very annoying. normally spent doodling and ripping up paper. all you can think about is when you will no longer have to take spanish
yo my cat died and we had to bury it ourselves.
yeah but I have Spanish class
oh shit dude yeah that's way worse
Spanish class by emnothanks February 7, 2020

Spanish Class

A chaotic conglomeration of worksheets, assholes, substitute teachers, and empty threats.
Friend- "What'd'ya do in spanish class?"
Me- "Survived"

" s P a N i S h T e A c H e R" - "Shut up and work on your paper or we won't finish watching Drake and Josh!"