chat

1.anything you dont know the name for
2.anything disgusting
3.simile for shit, crap, turd, and other related words...
i use this word all the time so i would know - i have put alot of effort in this defintition

"whats this chat on the bottom of my shoe"
"ooooh, thats chat!"
"you know that chatness"
"this is the chattest thing i've ever seen mate"

by Fully_The_Sickest_Bro_Ever October 18, 2003

chat noir

his bulge will cure cancer

chat noir make me wet like an ocean.

by Chat noir dick is huge AF July 29, 2016

chatator

A chat dictator. Makes all the rules and enforces them. Total power and domination!

Twinkies is such a chatator!

by Twinkies July 15, 2005

chat-trap

1. informal one-sided conversation between two people, one of which is on their way elsewhere and is delayed by the other's inane discussion on a variety of subjects for no reason whatsoever other than to hear their own voice. Chat-trapped, chat-trapping, chat-trapper.

Used in a sentence, verb:

Leah was chat-trapped by Dianne in the washroom for fifteen minutes today.

Used in a sentence, noun:

Don't walk near that cubicle or you will be caught in a chat-trap with Damien!

by XBJX July 19, 2007

chatable

Used to describe a person that talks a lot and has a positive character..

"She is very chatable, unlike Steve that is very shy..."

by Dita March 5, 2008

Chat Sniper

When one enters a chat room and watches for idiots, then, when the opportunity arises, tosses in a biting comment at very random times to humiliate the idiot.

So, I'm watching this guy Driss in chat, and he completely lied 5 minutes ago by stating something totally contradictory, so, I became a Chat Sniper and made fun of him.

by Unsurreality April 8, 2010

chat whore

a person who you don't know or barely know that chats you all the time on a social-networking site. they chat you at least 3 times a day as soon as you sign in because they have no lives whatsoever.

*Jake and Sara are now friends*
*Chat Conversation*
Jake: hey sara! :DD
Sara: uhh, hey?
Jake: whats up home-biscuit??
Sara: umm, how do u know me?
Jake: memba, you were @ Brad's party!
Sara: but we didn't hang out
Jake: yea but whateva
Sara: and we only have 2 friends in common
Jake: so???
Sara: fuck off u creeping chat whore!!!!
*Jake and Sara are no longer friends*

by this just happened. FML October 22, 2011