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Cigartard

A guy usually found on a cruise ship who buys one those "CUBAN" cigars sold by a vendor on the beach;usually filled with tobacco,hay,and bits of rope.
Dave: That cigar smells like ass, did you buy that from some twelve year old on the beach.
Jeff:Yeah it's "CUBAN".
Dave: No Jeff that's a Backwoods with hay in it you Cigartard.
by Cigarbud April 23, 2009
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ciana

a girl whos shy, but like to meet new people, and can play the guitar.
that girl is always with that person, and playing guitar too. she must be a ciana
by ciana92 October 16, 2008
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cigarette boner

When you bump your cigarette into something but don't quite lose the cherry, it turns up wards and forms a "cigarette boner" that continues to curl upwards
"Fuck I bumped my cigarette....it's ok I just got a cigarette boner now."
by ayfoxtron November 3, 2008
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cigarette

Tobacco rolled tightly in paper, more often than not with a filter in the back end. Yes, they're harmful and expensive, but who wants to be rolling in a few extra hundred dollars when they're 85, anyway? My favourites are Du Maurier Special Mild and Peter Jackson, although Camel Lights will do in a pinch.
Ah, fuck, I've only got my wish smoke left. Can't split it.
by El Gordo October 19, 2004
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cigarette

an addictive drug that basically does three things:

1) smells bad

2) hurts people

3) creates litter
how about putting that cigarette in the toilet where it belongs? then you can piss on it like it deserves, and maybe even take a dump! then you can flush that filth down with all the other shit.
by chuckybubbles October 22, 2012
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Cannabis Cigarette

pass me that packet of cannabis cigarettes, cheers
by Morgs January 17, 2004
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Ciga-shit

A term used to describe the sudden need to take a shit during or after smoking a cigarette or similar tobacco product.
Guy: Man, I really needed that cigarette.
Buddy: Yeah, but now I have to take a ciga-shit!
by ReluktantSkeptik May 12, 2009
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