Chicago Melvin

n. Sexual act involving a deep dish pizza and a pimply delivery man.

At least Lindsay has never had a Chicago Melvin ... that we know of.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2015

Chicago dog

When you're little spoon and someone with a penis is big spoon and you let it rip so the penis flaps around in your fart.

Man. Last night my boyfriend farted so loud at dinner that I had to get revenge. So when we were spooning I have him the ol' Chicago Dog.

by Windy Wendy October 15, 2021

chicago doormat

A single solid flat curb stomp to the back of the head while the victim is laying on their stomach on the sidewalk.

Man, did you see Frankie give that guy a Chicago Doormat?

by Kejax October 7, 2017

Chicago Cumshot

When a Michigan Resident cums on his roadtrip partner's tits after a daytrip to Chicago out of boredom and horniness

"We went to Chicago and when we got home I gave her the Chicago cumshot"

by FloridaGod313 December 4, 2017

Cheesy Chicago

The art of using nacho cheese as lubrication and having vaginal intercourse, then preforming a 69 position

Dude, I was so horny last night, but I was too hungry for sex. So I made my gf do a Cheesy Chicago with me.

by strumfish September 10, 2014

Chicago Ninja

When someone is passed out so hard dropping a steaming pile on their chest wouldn't wake them up. You get a fan blowing on them on high. The you rub one out standing behind the fan, and spooge so it gets blown all over them through the fan, which hopefully belongs to them.

She passed out so hard last night I hit her with the Chicago Ninja and left.

by Bring an umbrella August 15, 2016

Chicago Pride

There's nothing prideful about being a resident of Chicago and post it via social media.
Shooting sprees, corruption, and poverty should be nothing to be prideful about.

Financially, we are the most financially troubled issuers for bonds. (Reuters)

Ghetto Chick: Chicago Pride baby.
A Well informed and civilized person: Shut the fuck up.

by EazieWeezie July 25, 2019