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seed change

a dramatic change or departure from status quo as a means of solving a problem, such as a paradigm shift.

Two possible origins; 1) in medieval agriculture farmers learned to reinvigorate their farm land by rotating crops. A crop that depleted nutrients would be replaced by a crop that fixed nutrients. This radical change required a seasonal "seed change" 2) before industrial agriculture farmers would save seeds, gleening the best seeds at each harvest to plant next year's crop. If crops weren't doing well a new strain with favorable characteristics might do better and new seeds would have to be found; hence a "seed change" would be required.
You can't solve a problem with the same mind set that created the problem; a seed change is required.
by redscott May 27, 2010
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sex change victim

1. A person of either gender who, having undergone a sex-change, still looks obviously like their previous sex but believes this is not apparent.

2. A person who undergoes a sex-change procedure and later decides that it was all a big misunderstanding
1. A woman with a very full beard and an adam's apple
Note: deliberate sex change victims are to be praised

2. A psychologist persuades Jon that the reason for his insomnia is all down to the hidden female inside him
by everyone is good July 30, 2008
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change the oil in the rain

n.) A sexual maneuver performed in the shower where-in one partner squeezes an entire bottle of KY jelly into one of the other partner's orifices and precedes to fuck said orifice until such time as there is no KY left.

v.) The act of squeezing an entire bottle of KY jelly into your partner's orifice of your choosing and preceding to fuck said orifice until such time as there is no KY left while showering.
Kyle: Stacy came over last night and let me change the oil in the rain.

Robert: My God man, what did that take, like 4 hours?

Kyle: Yeah man, I've didn't know my dick could prune.
by housenog September 27, 2011
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stupid change

When a waitress gives you change that has you either give a lot of money or very little for the tip. This is a trick to guilt you, don't fall for it.

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I was out once and the bill came to $29. I gave the waitress a $50. She came back with my change, a $20 bill and a $1 bill, stupid change. Am I supposed to leave her a $20 tip on a $29 order? I think not! I left that stupid bitch one dollar. Maybe some other sucker will fall for her tricks.
by sterlingheights December 9, 2005
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tree change

A 'tree change' is a phrase used to describe the move from city living to a more rural/country setting. Those looking to leave the hustle and bustle of the city behind often find themselves packing up their studio apartment and buying or renting a house in the bush.
Swapping congested city streets for a breath of fresh mountain air sounds idyllic but is a 'tree change' all it's cracked up to be?
by Sydney Brony April 1, 2015
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Term Batterivatten uses when he does not have a qucik comeback
Person nr 1 - Hey You Know What They Say Batterivatten, You Can Not Teach an Old Dog New Tricks

Batterivatten - Yes, You Never Change Horse In Mid Term
by Lord Moridin July 2, 2009
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Chinese Eye Changer

The act of coating ones fingers with copious amounts of tabasco sauce and then secretly and surreptitiously inserting them into your asian lover's anus.
Yuki wanted Brian to take her back to his apartment for wild sex. She turned around, with her back facing Brian, in order to get into position. All of a sudden her eyes got completely wide as she felt a sharp burning sensation inside her buttocks. She turned around to find a deviant Brian smiling devilishly at her. Little did she know that Brian had craftily administered and executed the perfect Chinese Eye Changer.
by magnumdefense January 28, 2013
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