Chasing the blue dragon

To while away hours on end clicking whichever blue hyperlinks catch your idle fancy.

Variant of 'chasing the dragon'

I spent Sunday afternoon just chasing the blue dragon while my kids waited to go to the park.

by killingswine June 8, 2012

squirrel chasing

when a man chases a woman analy while the woman is on her hands and needs running around the man is inside her chaseing her while doing it

when two people are in a big room and one runs around and the other trys to catch them analy they are the PITCHER the one running is the CATCHER (Squirrel chasing)

by LINCOlIN JESUS March 17, 2009

Chasing Pavements

To apply body lotion to another person's back in a sexual manner

"I was totally chasing pavements with Rod last night"

by IamATotalMoron October 2, 2008

coaming

a sexually deprived ogre mage that pleasures itself

Joe: yo steve look at the coaming over there.
steve: yeah thats nasty, hes giving himself a facial.

ogre mage#1: im coaming deeply please get out of the room guys, i need to releaase it on the doornoob.

ogre mage #2: mmmmmmm babe that turns me on
ogre mage#1: oohh i wont be coaming for long.(licks lips slowly and tastes the facial hes given himself earlier.)

by IAMNOTCAMILLE July 26, 2011

"Charming"

general term you should say when you see someone's site that goes on and on about sex. are they a chavette? sometimes... ok most of the time

girls site
"ilike sex i like sex" "give me sex give me sex"

another girl's mum sees it and she says
"Charming"

by RoxxOSoFoxxi December 25, 2007

chasing casts

the action a cat/dog/animal with a tail does when trying to get its tail that has been broken and bound.

"Kingsley is once again chasing casts. He needs to stop attacking Jude-it always ends with broken bones."

by cannotspellformylife212 October 26, 2009

Chasing Shadows

To assume the absolute worst for an absolutely trivial, non threatening situation. A "Debbie Downer."

Mike: Hey have you seen my wife? She was here fishing just a minute ago.
David: No. She could've fallen in the river and drowned you know.
Mike: The water is 2 feet deep dumbass. Stop chasing shadows and help me find her.

by Ed Jones February 20, 2019