musically challenged

a person who likes music but can't play an instrument or sing

Person 1: Oh so you like music? Do you play?
Person 2: Yeah I like music but I'm musically challenged

by Michiamo July 8, 2012

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your call is important to us

Perhaps the biggest bit of corporate and public-sector BS ever foisted upon us as middle- and lower-economic class people. Usually indicates that you'll have to endure ten to thirty minutes of bland wallpaper music or loops of repeated advertisements before a real human voice gets on the phone.

I tried to call my insurance company to find out about their rates for fire insurance, but all I got was "your call is important to us"!

by pentozali December 9, 2008

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Call The Elevator

Smacking someone in the privates, making it look like your angerly hitting the button to call the elevator. (Man or women)

Person 1 Why don't you do something besides sitting there.
Person 2 Maybe I'll just Call The Elevator. (Walks over to person 1)
Person 1 What?
Person 2 (Smack them in the privates) Actually I'll just take the stairs.

by Raeinok November 1, 2009

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The Call of Cthulhu

Story written by the legendary H.P. Lovecraft about one of the greatest of the Elder Gods that inspired the early instrumental Metallica song 'Call of Ktulu', which was written as the word is properly pronounced.

Dude, you gotta real The Call of Cthulhu an listen to Call of Ktulu at the same time.

by Drivestort August 9, 2006

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Call of Duty: Toilet Terms

Terms named after killstreak rewards in MW2 that relate to taking a dump.
Well here it goes:

Airdrop: Taking a dump without your cheeks hitting the toilet seat; ideal for public restrooms

Sentry Gun: Shitting small pieces really fast, so it resembles the bullets of a turret.

Predator Missile: A really long piece of shit that comes down fast, usually leaving 'splash damage'

Emergency Airdrop: More than one piece of shit taken without sitting on the toilet seat.

Stealth Bomber: 'Silent but deadly'. Made no sound at all, but completely shook up the toilet.

EMP: Clogging the toilet so that it does not work, disabling it.

Tactical Nuke: Taking the most vile sounding shit that makes the whole toilet brown, including the rim. It clogs the toilet, and usually includes diarrhea, chunks, and leaves the washroom unusable for days.

Dude. I just nuked the toilet yesterday.
WTF? John, you've been smoking too much weed
No not this time, I'm referring to the Call of Duty: Toilet Terms

by legamer August 5, 2010

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Call it

To predict something before it happens, and subsequently state once the predicition actually occurs. Usually trivial like a plotline to a film, or a sports result.

Dude 1: Alright I'm gonna call it now: Darren's gone and gotten himself a shitty haircut.
Dude 2: OK then.
Darren: Hey guys, like my new haircut?
Dude 1: Fucking called it!

by Wookiee Jailbait May 17, 2016

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