carnageval

Any traveling pop-up carnival that comes to shopping center parking lots, malls and local fairgrounds. Typically consisting of old amusement park rides that sometines causes physical injury or death to it's riders.

Look mommy, it's a carnival, can we go to it? No sweetie, we're not going to that Carnageval.

by rezinator June 14, 2018

carnageval

Any traveling pop-up carnival often found in parking lots, malls and fairgrounds. They are typically composed of old amusement park rides where their upkeep is not a priority. Some may consider these rides dangerous, and on occasion have been known to cause personal injury or even death.

Oooh mommy look, it's a carnival. Can we go pleeeeease? No honey. we're not going to that Carnageval. I wouldn't want you to risk your life on one of those broken down rides.

by rezinator June 15, 2018

Curbage

An undesirable noun usually guided or placed on the curb. Curbage is related to the word debris.

1) My mother dislikes you. Therefore, you are curbage material. 2) Those materials are useless, please curbage them.

by Gang Of Mothers June 24, 2018

cabbage pole

An insult used to mean dumb or stupid. Thick.

-What's a cabbage pole? (Arthur)
~In two words? Arthur. Pendragon. (Merlin)

by Chellyobserver October 5, 2018

carnage candy

The excessive gore and violence on tv, in the movies and covered in media. Also referred to as torture porn. carnage, murder, torture, death, torture porn, horror movies, monsters, maniacs, blood, flesh, mass shootings, stab, shoot, gun, knife, killer

I’m not a fan of the movies in the 2000s because there was too much carnage candy for me. I agree John.

by joecoolthefool October 14, 2018

Cabbage Facepunch

When you are fucking a bitch from behind at mach 10 and you slip into her ass accidentally, when she looks back to yell at you punch her in the face.

i totally cabbage facepunched my ex last night.

by Sawatis February 16, 2019

Cabbage jesus

A overweight cunt who is full of life and loves to joke around with anyone. He loves to make friends and will even share his lunch with you. He will go out of his way for anyone!

Bro 1: did u just see that guy? he just gave the homeless family 100 dollars!
Bro 2: yeah! he always does that his name is cabbage jesus..
Bro 1: what a mad cunt we should meet him sometime..

Bro 2: hell yeah!

by Cabbage jesus May 12, 2019