car candy

A very attractive, usually blonde and makeup plastered female, preferably with fake eyelashes, who rides as the passenger in a shitty car with moderately attractive males to make both the male and car look better. Similar to eye candy in a car.

Whoah man, how does a dude like that cruise with such bangin' car candy?!

by Laine La Vain March 28, 2011

Candy Podding

The act of being high off candy with your iPod cranked. May or may not be under the influence of any of the following: Alcohol, marijuana, E, crack, sleep deprivation, etc.

Lucy spent the convention Candy Podding

by TheBlanketMonster January 7, 2010

trucker candy

Prepared by forcing a newbie trucker to insert their hand into the anus of an experienced trucker and fish out a solid piece of shit, then coated in trucker gravy. Usually eaten by newbie truckers but lot lizards may eat them too.

My first day on the job they forced me to eat trucker candy and made me wash it down with trucker gravy!

by TruckerBoss2000 January 20, 2023

candy tax

A parenting trend where you purport to teach your kids about responsibility by stealing some of their candy or “levying a tax" on their trick or treat loot. The tax can be as much as one third of the candy "earned" on Halloween. The tax, which is levied mostly in jest, is meant to teach a lesson about how government works.

Let me see your bag so I can collect the candy tax.

by St0rmrider November 1, 2017

big candy

Big candy- A plus sized male that is also smooth on the basketball court.

Look at the big man play,he has that big candy skill.

by BIGCANDY 25 December 18, 2016

Kamand(Candy)

She is known to have many talents , Sleeping , eating , Sarcasm , ... But Seriously She is so caring and smart :)
Sometimes She can be a nerd but she still can be cute and hot af

+ : "Do you know the name of the hot and cute chick in my class???!"
- : "of course , its Kamand , Everybody call her candy."
+ : HMMM Kamand(Candy)

by SmartAss God November 5, 2022

Candy rolling

The act of taking ecstasy.
(Not to be confused with candy flipping
The act of taking acid and ectstasy)

Eric:“Yo bro I took so much ecstasy last night “
Trey:“Fr?”
Eric:“Yeah bro I was candy rolling “

by Iceyn8 April 4, 2018