Canadian Syrup

When you cum in a cup, put it in the freezer, then drizzle it on your partners pancakes

Amp Pours the canadian syrup on Pinks pancakes

by Ampghost March 28, 2020

Canadiens

National Hockey League's most successful franchise. Own NHL record of 24 Stanley Cup. Play in Montreal in Quebec province in Canada.

The Montreal Canadiens won again tonight, they are so great!

by Racine May 30, 2006

Canadian Snowplow

The act of respectably filling a woman's vagina with President's Choice whipped cream and proceeding to penetrate her, clearing out the majority of the whipped cream.

Hey buddy, do you want to head down to Tim's for a Double-Double?

Definately guy. Just give me a few minutes, eh. I have to give my consenting girlfriend a Canadian Snowplow first.

by The Saxy Hammer December 20, 2013

Upper Canadian

How a Canadian Maritimer refers to people from Ontario without resorting to profanity. The expression dates back to the early 19th Century, when what is now Ontario was known as "Upper Canada."

"Lower Canada" was what is now Quebec, but interestingly enough, English-language Maritimers (i.e. not Acadians) don't use the phrase "Lower Canadian" when referring to the Quebecois. In the latter case, they don't seem to see the need to avoid resorting to profantity.

"She moved away and married an Upper Canadian."
"At least she didn't hook up with some fucking French guy."

by Adman12 October 17, 2005

Canadian History

Popularized by the Colbert Report, the Canadian History is an act in which a man performs a maple syrup colonic on a female at a Tim Horton's. This is followed by the male (typically with pubic hair in the shape of a maple leaf) putting his dick in her eh-hole. It is often finished with an apology. Fur trapping is a common side effect.

We had some soup and donuts and I she let me recite a little canadian history, if you know what I'm saying, eh.

by mcbot February 5, 2010

Canadian Ox Cart

To watch the hockey game while doing it doggy style with a fatty

i rode a canadian ox cart during the oilers game

by craig stebner August 18, 2006

Canadian Caroling

The uninvited act of masturbating in somebody's bushes while you watch them through the window.

I went Canadian caroling last night for four hours over at Julie's house.

by Tractor Pete August 19, 2007