best contry on earth!EH!(it does NOT snow all year round in all of canada for those people who plan to come with skiies from michigan to windsor this JULY!)Tim Hortons rocks! I do have a husky but i do not use him for a sled, i live in a house not an igloo i dont like hockey football i way better! and i am canadian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CANADA ROCKS EH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by cunuck October 13, 2006
Get the canada mug.A country that has great beer. Canada does not have an army, but they do not need one, for they do not piss off everywone with their arrogance.
Also, the only country to be attacked by America, yet come back and burn down their white house.
Also, the only country to be attacked by America, yet come back and burn down their white house.
You walk down the street of Toronto. Look left! You see a fat stripper! Look right! You see a $1 beer store! Look back! You see a pawn shop owned by some afghani refugee!... No wait... This is New york.
by Natas February 20, 2004
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1.The Greatest Country on Earth!
2.We have a Tim Horton's store in almost every street corner.
3.Our Prime Minister knows how to handle a country.
4.We are the second largest country in the world.
5.We don't like Bush!
6.We don't make fun of Asians.
7.We have freedom of speech.
8.We can call our leaders assholes and they won't care.
9.We don't deport people! (AMERICA!!)
10.Our beer tastes like beer!
11.We like our poloce officers!
and of Course
12.We have our own 12 days of Christmas!
GO CANADA!
2.We have a Tim Horton's store in almost every street corner.
3.Our Prime Minister knows how to handle a country.
4.We are the second largest country in the world.
5.We don't like Bush!
6.We don't make fun of Asians.
7.We have freedom of speech.
8.We can call our leaders assholes and they won't care.
9.We don't deport people! (AMERICA!!)
10.Our beer tastes like beer!
11.We like our poloce officers!
and of Course
12.We have our own 12 days of Christmas!
GO CANADA!
Canada kicks ass eh?
by R.L January 9, 2006
Get the Canada mug."Paradise," "amazing," and "best place ever" are just some of the words that come to mind when I envision this mecca of secondary education.
A beautiful place, that is manifested in the campus' aesthetics, with its dreary grey-and-white masonry, gum-spattered floors, puke-colored walls, and the delicious smell of greasy french fries that radiate from the cafeteria every lunch period.
The students here are so nice. And when they need some extra help on an exam, that's when they are at their sweetest. You will be showered with words praising your beauty, knowledge, and talent from people who genuinely love and care about you. People consider staying in on a Friday night and masturbating to be fun. Drinking and drugs are never a problem. The few drug users are shunned accordingly.
We have some of the best sports teams in California. No, actually, the USA. Have you seen our football team? Every player is on the fast-track to NCAA D-1 football, and then the NFL. Yeah, they're THAT good. Our student-athletes are so dedicated that we are reigning Marmonte League champions in every single sport, and fellow teams cower at our prowess, poise, and skill.
Our teachers are incredible. They care about each and every one of their students, so much that they have no problem giving you an A in a class when you really deserve a C.
We also have a supermodel named Cathy who patrols the campus. Seriously, it just doesn't get any better than this. Come to CHS. You'll love it.
A beautiful place, that is manifested in the campus' aesthetics, with its dreary grey-and-white masonry, gum-spattered floors, puke-colored walls, and the delicious smell of greasy french fries that radiate from the cafeteria every lunch period.
The students here are so nice. And when they need some extra help on an exam, that's when they are at their sweetest. You will be showered with words praising your beauty, knowledge, and talent from people who genuinely love and care about you. People consider staying in on a Friday night and masturbating to be fun. Drinking and drugs are never a problem. The few drug users are shunned accordingly.
We have some of the best sports teams in California. No, actually, the USA. Have you seen our football team? Every player is on the fast-track to NCAA D-1 football, and then the NFL. Yeah, they're THAT good. Our student-athletes are so dedicated that we are reigning Marmonte League champions in every single sport, and fellow teams cower at our prowess, poise, and skill.
Our teachers are incredible. They care about each and every one of their students, so much that they have no problem giving you an A in a class when you really deserve a C.
We also have a supermodel named Cathy who patrols the campus. Seriously, it just doesn't get any better than this. Come to CHS. You'll love it.
by iloveCHS May 24, 2010
Get the Calabasas High School mug.The second largest and one of the most beautiful countries in the world. Full of great talent and multiculturalism. Never believe any stereotypes about Canadians. Well except maybe that we like giving wrong directions to American tourists to screw up their vacation...
Doug Hightower is a dolt who needs to stop sticking his head in his arse. He obviously is EXTREMELY mislead about Canada. If we are so censored then why are we more liberal than Americans (with our gay marriages and what not)? Why do our TV shows portray issues like teen pregnancy and abortion while American networks ban those types of episodes (think Degrassi)? And maybe he doesn’t know this but in here we DO have such things as satellite TV, thus allowing us to watch shows (including all types of news broadcasts) from all over the world. So whatever we can’t get from cable (90 percent of which is American anyway) we can get from that. And our technology is just the same as yours. WOW EH?! And yes many (but not all of them) Jack Chick comics aren’t allowed here but that is because they spread hate propaganda, which no country should have anyway. Cry free speech all you want, but there ARE laws against certain types of speech here AND in your own country, so actually there is no such thing as free speech if you think about it.
Oh and Canadians (but not all. Remember many of us love you guys) don't bash Americans because we don't know better. They bash them because so many Americans (not including the good ones) don't know better.
Oh and Canadians (but not all. Remember many of us love you guys) don't bash Americans because we don't know better. They bash them because so many Americans (not including the good ones) don't know better.
by Euterpe143 December 31, 2005
Get the Canada mug.okay, so canada is a sweet country we have winter,spring,summer AND fall. and it gets wicked mad cold in the winter, and pretty damn hot in the summer. we live in nice houses, THAT ARE NOT MADE OF ICE/SNOW. we can drink at the age of 19. which is better than america becuase they have to wait till their 21 and thats pretty freaking old. we have beer, good beer molson canadian beer. and we play hockey,infact i bet we could kick your ass in hockey... bitches:), and were nice people. we dont say aboot, its ABOUT. and we do say EH? its more polite than what? and so basically. CANADA IS THE PIMPEDY PIMP PIMP PIMPEST COUNTRY. home of the pimps
last week i went to canada and i got beat with a hockey stick and left out in the snow, becuase i didnt bow down to their pimp hand. but they gave me a molson canadian so it was all good eh?
by whitey mcwhite canadian May 17, 2006
Get the CANADA mug.Sexual act where a woman drinks Canadian Whiskey out of a Stanley Cup, while a man puts both his hands in her ass and both his feet in her vagina, using maple syrup as a lubricant. The Man usually wears moose antlers on his head.
by CNation1 February 5, 2010
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