toss the cactus

licking the ass of a very hairy person, or licking the ass of a black person because of the wiry hairs.

I was tossin that nigga's cactus and I sliced my damn tongue into ribbons.
I aint gunna toss the cactus on that bitch ass nigga again

by Joe Clabough October 24, 2008

Cactus Thing

Another name use for the pokemon Cacnea. Indicates respect.

All hail Cactus Thing.

by The Cactus Thing Fan Club December 10, 2004

Go fuck yourself with a cactus

It means to shove a cactus up your ass or cunt or whatever the fuck you have they're telling you to the nearest cactus and then fuck it

1.Somebody's being extremely obnoxious go fuck yourself with a cactus
2. Someone wants try playing a very cancer game like that stupid cat Pictionary you say how about we play this game it's called go fuck yourself with a cactus the rules are simple go fuck yourself with a cactus
3. Somebody asks you how would you like to do something very stupid
You say how would you like to go fuck yourself of a cactus

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 26, 2018

Cabush

An abnormally large wenis; usually found on a pigeon or little brothers.

Wow! You have a large Cabush...

by Dr. Cabushwits April 29, 2011

Cactus Grease

When cum is sploogin out of a girl's vagina, like a cactus splooges out of it's little hole.

My dick grew twice the size when I saw that cactus grease.

by Scruff Muff McGruff October 27, 2011

Cactus Whip

To slap somebody with a cactus. Because the cactus spines have a toxin in them, doing this enough will have the victim puking. Can also be done by curb-stomping their face/body into a cactus. May be used alongside a Mexican Tattoo

I'm gonna drive that bastard out into the desert and cactus whip him till he takes back what he said.

by Rusty Unycorn June 29, 2011

camusi

Camusi is the name of the coolest, most creative, and most personable person you'll ever meet. Camusis tend to be sarcastic as hell, and are thirstier than a prostitute in the desert. Camusis can be pretty stubborn, but can usually be persuaded. They are entirely too obsessed with the internet, and do endless amounts of reading, making them kind of nerdy. Camusis are passionate, and will never give up on something they start. They're always coming up with new ideas, and things they want to do. Camusis are outgoing and shy at the same time. They will always be there for you when you need them, and they're the perfect friend. If you ever fall in love with a Camusi, then you'll be in love with them forever. You're lucky if they love you in return. Camusis are extremely intelligent, and are probably destined to achieve something awesome. Camusis are respectful, and are the kind of people your parents want you to date. They're extremely funny, and are incredibly witty.

"Hey, that's an awesome YouTube video!"
"Right? Camusi showed it to me."

"I heard you have a new boyfriend/girlfriend?"
"Yeah, his name is Camusi."
"Wow. Congratulations on scoring a Camusi."

by justincaseyouwantedtoknow May 22, 2014