cracked on the sticks

When you are really good at anal, a little too good...

Bob is cracked on the sticks, he makes you look bad

by chivalryisntdead August 17, 2021

Fashionably Cracked Out

To go on a fashion binge, To Shop til you drop, A severe addiction to all things fashion

"I just maxed out my credit card shopping, I'm fashionably cracked out."

by illbelongns May 12, 2010

cracked like a fox

See "Crazy like a fox"

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Cold-cocked

The act of putting your clock or penis in the refrigerator then slapping your girlfriend in the face with it.

Ordin said he was going to get something to drink from the fridge and came back and cold-cocked me.

by Jamie Hartzell August 18, 2018

cracked

ugly, not pretty or easy to look at

DUUDE did you see that guy last night...hella cracked all up in the face.

by samsna April 18, 2004

The Cracked Voice

The term given to the writing style of any loosely-cobbled and poorly-researched list article that has been run through an algorithm of bland jokes to ensure that it hits the maximum number of search keywords to attract the lowest common denominator and thereby raise immense advertising revenue for very little effort.

That comedian was terrible. Someone should tell him to quit talking in the Cracked Voice. Only twelve-year-olds think that's funny.

by twenty-seven December 18, 2010

cracked out

The condition in which your eyes are so red it looks like you just smoked a fat crack rock.

Your eyes are so cracked out they look like they're bleeding.

by wong August 26, 2003