cotton ass crack

Cotton Ass Crack or more commonly refered to as a crusty asshole is when, like cod mouth, your asshole becomes dry and skin starts to peel resulting in a burning and itching sensation on and around the asshole.

Dammit Ronda, get your lazy fat ass over here. My COTTON ASS CRACK itches like a mother-fucker and its peeling all over the damn couch.

by NICMOZ May 27, 2008

Riding the cotton pony

when a woman is on her period.

"Why is she being such a bitch today?"
"I'm not sure, maybe she's riding the cotton pony."

by Spaceman564 January 19, 2012

cutting yourself

For some a relief from the real world just to relieve some of the pain their feeling or suicidal attempt.

Those sick bastards tried to send me away for cutting myself!!

by Deejay May 13, 2005

Cotton Diplomacy

The South's use of cotton as a tool of foreign policy during the Civil War.

Cotton Diplomacy

by Emokiss June 5, 2009

Living in high cotton

Meaning life is good or going well. Not intended to have any racial slur nor is it intended to be hurtful or racist in any way. As if to say things are going to work out and the crops are good so times are currently great.

Q- How is life treating you friend?

A- Man we are living in high cotton lately :)

by Good money January 2, 2018

cotton headed ninny muggins

Somebody who feels like they can't do something right.

Buddy the elf thinks he is a cotton headed ninny muggins because he can only make 85 etcha sketcha's instead of 1000 like the other elves. He is NOT a cotton headed ninny muggins because he is a human as pappa elf tells him. A good example of a cotton headed ninny muggins is somebody that blows a country to pieces because they THOUGHT they had weapons of mass destruction. What you know somebody that did that? Wow then we all know a cotton headed ninny muggins!

by Cheeky Elf September 25, 2006

silver cotton candy

simply put, granny pubes

Jimmy: Put your legs back together grandma, no one wants to see your silver cotton candy!

by Glomwill February 29, 2008