Cubie

People sharing the same cubicle as you at work. May or may not be close friends or know much about you, but as a direct consequence of sitting close to you for over 8 hours everyday they possess the ability to look into your soul and know what you are thinking. Sometimes they might end up being work buddies with you in which case you're bros and the person is your best confidante at least at your workplace.

Also the people you share all your food, office jokes, measure up babes at work and updates on office politics with.

Cubie 1: Bro, where are you moving with all your stuff.
Cubie 2: Shifting projects man, gotto move next to Jenny's cubicle.
Cubie 1: Lucky sonofabitch. Who's replacing you.
Cubie 2: Jake. Sorry man.
Cubie 1: Fucking Jake.

by Outer space chocolate man December 26, 2014

Cubs Club

A club started by Sean McConeghy and Audrey Scheulen at Coconut Tree in Roatan, Honduras on June 18, 2014. Membership in the Club is attained by doing one shot of beer a minute up to the number of years that it has been since the Chicago Cubs won the World Series.

We joined the Cubs Club last night at the bar. The tab was huge but worth it.

by AmeriPaddy June 18, 2014

cuboning

You bang someone for so long that their mum dies and you wear their skull as a hat.

Guy 1: Wow dude nice hat.
Guy 2: Yeah I got it from my girlfriends mum.
Guy 1: Ahhh I see you went cuboning.

by Markipoo January 31, 2016

cubicle rat

A person who works in an inhuman office environment characterized by small, square, work spaces separated by cheap portable walls. This environment is designed to squeeze as many employees as possible into a given space at the lowest cost possible with no regards to comfort or privacy.

I used to have my own office at this company but now I'm just another cubicle rat.

by Snydley Whiplash April 27, 2016

cuban circumcision

Taking a cigar cutter to the Tim of a penis to get rid of the foreskin.

Fidel got one of those Cuban circumcision yesterday. He was waddeling to work today.

by Blackanddeckerpeckerwrecker January 14, 2017

Cuban BBQ

The act of removing ones penis after particularly messy anal intercourse, so the genitalia resembles a Cuban cigar, only meatier. The taken party, or a third participant then receives the 'cigar' orally and performs the act of 'smoking' the 'cigar'.

"On the way to Veracruz there's a chance encounter with a Cuban BBQ" Rick Stein

"Colin invited me for a Cuban BBQ this weekend. I know he spent a few years living in Munich, but I had no idea he got so embedded in the culture"

"Last summer Colin and I swapped photos of our 'BBQs', whilst I was taking a photo of my new Big Green Egg, a photo of his Cuban BBQ pinged to my phone. Colin and I haven't spoken since.'

by Chaqualila January 10, 2018

Cubed and lubed

Where a girl/boy is shoved into a tiny space where they can't move and are boxed in, then you proceed to jizz all over them

It will take her an hour to wash herself after we've cubed and lubed her

by Bojanglewangle April 25, 2019