An Angry Crumb

The most serious of situations in which a crumb has lost all patients and needs noms immediately. If noms are not supplied threats such as genocide become increasingly likely. A monk bear may also be used to calm the crumb however this is only a viable option if the crumb has not already started his rampage.

Person 1: "There a tsuniami coming our way"
Person 2: "WHO CARES ABOUT THE TSUNIAMI, THERES AN ANGRY CRUMB ON THE LOOSE"
Person 1: "AHHHHHH"

by MonkBear April 28, 2023

tiny crumb

a small boy that is rlly funny and kind but is very small like a crumb

someone : “omg is that a crumb?”

me : “no that’s tiny crumb!”

by sengay101 :) November 09, 2019

Crumb Dune

When you would find a random space full of crumbs of random items

Guy1: Hey you need to clean your desk
Guy2:Yeah it's a total Crumb Dune

by Pizsaboy June 13, 2017

crumbed fish

When an individual swims in the sea naked and then runs out and “crumbs” themselves by rolling around in the sand.

Two uni students were seen being crumbed fish last night, quite a disturbing sight.

by Hahahhalololitsolives December 08, 2019

Crumb tits

1- when you eat snacks and you have crumb all over your chest.
2-Your boobs are as small as a crumb

She has crumb tits.
Look at him eatting all the chips with his crumb ‘tis.

by QueenofDenile March 07, 2018

Crumb hole

The hole at the end of your penis.

I had fun tonight maybe next time you can check out my crumb hole.

by Crumb expert October 21, 2022

kentucky crumb

A big ole shit stain on your ear lobe that leaves crumb like particles.

Man Angie just left a big Kentucky crumb on Kelly.

by Angelkell February 28, 2014