Cream Cork

When semen from a prior ejaculation blocks the urethra, creating a barrier that the urine must break during urination. This can result in multiple streams, usually in different directions.

My buddy John got a cream cork got piss all over my fucking toilet.

by El Guepardo May 1, 2023

cream-colored

A feeling of emptiness or emotional blunting, but in an almost uneasy way. As if you’re dissociating, feeling an emotional disconnect between your feelings that you are unable to identify and or have the energy to cope with or “fix” said feelings, which causes a large feeling of dread.

Similar to emotions such as malaise, melancholy, listlessness, and weltschmerz.

Ex:

Person 1: “What’s wrong with Riley lately? She seems really off lately.”

Person 2: “I don’t know, it’s almost like she’s not there..”

Person 3: “Yeah, like she’s cream-colored.”

“The woman cried as she lay on her bed. Unable to leave her cream-colored state.”

by marble.13 August 27, 2023

Cream Adventures

The act of watching Ghost Adventures™ and eating ice cream to escape your problems.

Ashley and Katie had a long day, so they stayed up late last night doing cream adventures

by Hornist9033 September 22, 2023

Cream Slide

It’s when you go to a gas station and buy dippin dots. After you buy the dippin dots you slide to the shortys crib. You put the dippin dots in the pussy and eat it out with your tongue and fingers. After she nuts you lick up the rest of the dippin dots

Damn jj hit the cream slide in this one girl.

by GiggaMyNigga September 24, 2023

cream sandwich

Unfortunately, sometimes during the execution of a creampie, either partner may be too animated, thus causing the erect and ejaculating member to be thrust out of the receiver's love tunnel. In the event of such an outcum (ha), the male can thus save his seed from spilling on the floor by placing it between the girl's buttcheeks. His sex juice will then fill the space between her cheeks to create a delectable delicatessen known as the cream sandwich.

-Ugh ugh ugh oops, oh shit!
-Baby?!
-Don't worry, I still managed the cream sandwich.

by crispy hispy November 9, 2008

cream cracker

Rugby players who are in fact closetted gays,wank as a group onto a cream cracker--the last on to come eats the cracker.

Hiya chaps lets get going with a cream cracker

by roger cole January 17, 2008

Cream Dream

An excelent Invisionfree forum dedicated to Cream the Rabbit of the Sonic the Hedgehog series.

Cream Dream is a very fun forum!

by Blues Drive Monster August 21, 2006