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Costa Rican Goggles 

When one places a female partner's generously proportioned breasts over the eyes, such that they rest upon the face like goggles or similar eyeware.

May be supplemented by a bronski (aka Motorboat).
Upon engaging in some provacative behavior with Albabe, Moltisanti decided to slide on a nice set of Costa Rican Goggles, smiling enthusiastically with his eyes cover by some fabulous New York Booooooobs.
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the cossack 

A highly advanced version of the basic tea bag manoeuvre where the executer performs a traditional Slavic dance whilst dipping his ball bag in and out of the recipient’s mouth.
I was tea bagging her and I thought - hey i'm gonna involve the Cossack.
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The real cost 

Some stupid anti-smoking company that releases ridiculous ads on smoking/vaping using cgi transformers/dinobots, skin falling off, wooden teeth.

Basically it’s bullshit
Karen: What are you doing smoking in my neighborhood, go look at The Real Cost and educate yourself!

Jake: Ma’am this is an inhaler

Dirty Cosby 

I turned on he tv and much to my horror there was the Dirty Cosby!
Dirty Cosby by Pfc. Snowball October 18, 2008
a word used to describe a dirty whorish harlet. with loose morals... with a penchant for butter churning...
'dude, look at that girl'
'mate i know she's such a cossin!'
'i know!! i saw that bitch butter churning last night!'
cossin by butter-lover May 4, 2010

Costa Rica 

Like Hawaii only there are things to do besides sit in the sun. it is also a lot cheaper to go to.
"wana go to hawaii?"
"hell no, costa rica is so much better."
Costa Rica by a brute November 17, 2005

Cosmonog 

An ancient consumerist winter holiday. Unlike Christmas and others, it has no particular religious origin and is completely secular. Celebration involves the purchase of Cosmopolitan Magazine and Egg Nog. Participants drink the latter while dramatically reading the former, learning great sex tips and a variety of whimsical names for vaginas. An additional practice that is less well-known involves the purchase and eating of Swedish Fish, often intended for those who do not enjoy Egg Nog.
"I just came back from a killer Cosmonog party. Sandy drank five cups of nog and read us a steamy story about a hot firefighter and a snow-blower."
Cosmonog by sylentsage December 27, 2011