condom boy

1. Someone who looks like they have a condom over their head

2. Someone who's face is enough protection for them not to get a girl pregnant.
"He's a condom boy, Lindsey"
by hahhaahhahaah January 18, 2016
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condom explosion

When you use a condom during sex but it explodes due to large ammounts of cum.
I tried to use a condom so i couldent get my girl pregnant... But i had a condom explosion.
by metal nilla March 30, 2016
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potato condom

It's when your dick is a big as fully-matured potato and no condom will dare to fit around it.
Yo bro this broad wants this potato condom.
by The One and Only What December 09, 2017
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condom drive by

Your ex girlfriend is a slut and talks shit on you all the time and you just throw half a pack of condoms on her driveway as she pulls in with her new boytoy; indirect way of telling her to stop fucking people over or she a ho
Yo me and Chris just did a condom drive by if Emily's house
by Lgmobile98 March 13, 2016
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condom kid

A condom kid is: what you name the sperm in your condom before you throw it away.
Condom kid: Hey look the sperm at the bottom of this condom, ill call it mike! Then toss into garbage or toilet.
by Condom kids August 31, 2015
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Condom bombdom

When you cum in a condom tie it and continue to smack people untill it explodes like a bomb hence the name condom bombdom
I hit the most diabolical condom bombdom on Mr. Fagmcfuckit last night
by Thetatochip February 09, 2023
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shanghai condom

Noun - Shanghai Condom- A condom made from Saran Wrap. The penis is wrapped entirely with saran wrap in order to create a make-shift condom for emergency use.

The name came to be while I was dating a girl from Shanghai. We were at her house and I did not have any condoms with me. She said no problem in her cute broken English and ran into the kitchen and brought back Saran wrap. She then proceeded to wrap my penis in Saran wrap and said "See no problem." I used the term for a few years and since have seen it pop up in several conversations.
He ran out of condoms so he got some Saran wrap and made his own Shanghai Condom.
by syberfilm April 21, 2016
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