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Coitus Erectus

Coitus Erectus (Latin: fucker, fuck-person, or motherfucker) is the scientific name for a new kind of homo sapiens sub-species, differentiated by the female having excessive bitchy tendencies, and the male's astonishing ability to nurse the phallus using his own oral cavity (Scientific: to suck one's own dick, to fuck one's self).

The male and female Coitus Erectus often engage in morally-controversial and sexually-deviant behaviors (by homo sapiens standards), which lead to their initial discovery and categorization.
Having no reason to go out and find a mate, all the males of the Coitus Erectus sub-species died out within a generation.
by neonmafia October 13, 2014
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Habeas Coitus

Habeas coitus is the latin phrase for engaging in sexual intercourse. Its usefulness lies in its esoteric nature; one can use this phrase in public, surrounded by old women, or even in church without the people around them realizing what they are talking about.
James: Hey, Bill, guess what?

Bill: What?

James: Suzanne and I habeas coitus last night.

Bill: ... ... ... What the hell are you talking about?
by doctorwhy July 18, 2010
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comatose

to lie in bed and do nothing all day because you are too hungover to function
I'm so hungover. Let's go get food at Eick, and then we can comatose ourselves all day.
by ECAT55 November 11, 2010
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coitus

Word that was being yelled in my house recently because my dumbass friend learned it in a health class and wanted to freak out my parents.
"Hey Dawn, COITUS!!!! COITUS, COITUS!!!"
by Pookie February 22, 2005
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White Eye Comet

Shooting your man juice in to a womens eye when you are getting oral
Did you hear that Tyler gave carmen the White Eye Comet and she told everyone it was sawdust.
by The Wangsta February 25, 2003
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Comatoast

The only satisfying food you can be bothered to make the morning after you drank yourself into a coma. Can taste like the perfect hangover cure.
I had to have my Comatoast this morning. Last night was a crazy night. What happened?
by iBrowz-- October 18, 2008
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Colitis

An inflammation of the colon caused by rough unprotected anal sex.
My boss is out of work with a bad case of colitis he caught on a trip to Provincetown
by Farva911 July 12, 2018
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