When a Jewish person has a Molotov cocktail
“I lit that bitch up with a mazeltov cocktail” says the Jewish guy when someone tells him, he can’t do their taxes.
by Juicycouger_6996 June 2, 2022
Get the Mazeltov cocktailmug. When you have Anal sex so hard that it produces a combination of blood, semen and poo so you clean it with your tongue.
Justin plummeted Kevin so hard that it resulted in a triple fluid cocktail that he bottled to consume during the day.
by Dezmuz May 24, 2016
Get the Triple fluid cocktailmug. A drink for a slave (BDSM)
Ingredients
Dirty sweaty socks
Piss
Leave the socks soaking in the piss for a minimum of 1 hour then pore the liquid into a glass and serve
You can also add extra for taste
Spit
Spunk
Ingredients
Dirty sweaty socks
Piss
Leave the socks soaking in the piss for a minimum of 1 hour then pore the liquid into a glass and serve
You can also add extra for taste
Spit
Spunk
by Anarchy91 November 28, 2020
Get the slave cocktailmug. A Guatemala Cocktail is the act of taking a spicy shit in a cocktail glass and force feeding your partner the contents while shattering the glass on their nose and upper lip.
I hear Katie gave Tom a Guatemala Cocktail yesterday. She did it to get him to dump her but that sick bastard LOVED it.
by Mega Hemroids December 31, 2021
Get the Guatemala Cocktailmug. by Xxx_Sterben_xxX May 17, 2016
Get the cancer cocktailmug. An extra appendage on male genitalia. Usually grows at the same rate as the genitalia. Can be cut off to make cocktail onions
by Jonathan Schillings June 6, 2018
Get the Cocktailmug. A woman's soaked, clotted and bloody tampon that's perfect to quench the thirst for blood. Exclusively sold on Ebays dark market.
by Valkyrie87 July 13, 2021
Get the Vampire cocktailmug.