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The Cincinnati Open

On their back and blacked out.
We were doing the Cincinnati Open when suddenly they came too and kicked me in the nards.
by DrDingleGinger August 14, 2025
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Cincinnati Love Handle

When someone holds the love handles at the bottom of your triceps instead of the traditional love handle.
I'm holding him through the Cincinnati love handle instead of his traditional love handles. Man let me tell you that it sparked joy, holding his arm instead of his torso!
by Grow Up Saturdays August 29, 2025
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Cincinnati Mudslide

An abhorrently damp casserole dish of ravioli, topped with a family size container of sauce, a log of mozzarella, and a puddle of “juice”.
“There is absolutely no chance that the ravioli will be too wet”, the EMU Saxophone Studio stated before creating the Cincinnati Mudslide.
by Janzlife February 23, 2025
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Cincinnati top hat

During intercourse one person shits on the other person's head, Hence "Top Hat"
I was banging this chick last weekend, she told me to try something new so I gave her a Cincinnati Top Hat! She never saw it coming.
by Irishsunglasses May 31, 2024
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Cincinnati Butt-Plug

A sex act involving the capturing of cicadas or other docile humming native insects, that are collected and then put into a condom or similar prophylactic and inserted into the anus for pleasure.

The humming of the insects acts as a natural source of vibration.
Jim, I think we need to refill the cicadas in this Cincinnati Butt-Plug. They died.
by becheMal444 June 9, 2024
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Cincinnati Squeegee

After receiving a blowjob and finishing on your stomach, your partner pulls your underwear up and gives you a front wedgie before using the elastic band to squeegee all of your cum into your underwear.
I got my first blowjob the other day and afterwards she gave me the ol' Cincinnati Squeegee!
by Ledantarious IV July 16, 2024
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Cincinnati Snot Slide

n: the act of nose-fucking someone using their snot as lube.
Drew: I heard Lucy has a cold right now.
Andy: Good opportunity for a Cincinnati Snot Slide!

Drew: Hell yeah!
by Pun10123 July 22, 2024
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