credit card

and little plastic card that gives you and endless supply of money and my boyfriend pays off

oohhh new dress shopkeeper "how would like like to pay for that today"
Me: "oh im not paying it goes on the credit card"

by awesome pyjamas August 18, 2011

credit card

n. euphemism referring to any object or tactic that facilitates the acquisition of cash or material goods through illegal acts such as intimidation, armed robbery, fraud, etc.

Duwan walked down to the convenience store with his pit bull, and picked up a six pack, saying to the clerk, "Well, damn, I forgot my wallet, but I did bring my credit card," as the pit bull barked at the clerk.

Joey laid his Smith on the counter, saying, "Give me a cash advance against my credit card, and I won't blow your nuts off."

by Michael Gannett April 4, 2006

International Card

When a man fucks a girl from all five major races: black white Asian Indian and Latin. You need one of each race.

Bro: I have had sex wit a White chick a Mexican chick an Asian and now a black chick.

Other bro: all you need is an Indian chick and you got your International Card

Bro: HELL YES!!!!!!

by Mr. Explorer April 6, 2010

credit card

When a man (or woman), slides a credit card (or any object for that matter, I use my hands) through a woman's cleavage.

Nick credit carded Alex's 33Ds after completing a perfect game at the bowling alley.

by Thornick August 21, 2013

Trump Card

A banned Yu-Gi-Oh card that when activated, changes all the elements of the opponent's active monsters to Mexican and his passport is now invalidated. Any Mexican monster is now banished.

Did you hear that Seto Kaiba used a Trump Card in the tournament ?

by Brief Velkoz December 16, 2018

friendship card

an imaginary card that is given to best friends, once this card is ripped up you are usually not friends with them again... until you tape it back up, if your friend is trustworthy again

do u swear on your friendship card that you love her

by qwerty keys April 29, 2009

card tard

when someone keeps trying to use a debit or credit card that dosnet work in front of you in line and it holds everyone up.

Man this guy in front of me was such a card tard the cashier said sir it says invalid pin number 3 times before finally they manually ran it through to get him out of there, and im trying to get through on my 15 min break

by Kool Mint Flava January 23, 2010