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Barbie butt

Nickname given to people's butts who have had to have a proctectomy and their butt sewn up due to parts or all of the large bowel being removed. Normally because of Bowel diseases or cancer. It's called this because it looks like and is as useful as a barbie dolls butt.
I've got a barbie butt now
by Chronie September 4, 2016
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mom butt

Unflattering description of an older woman's big, fat, lumpy, out-of-shape, cellulite butt.
Dude, your new ho has a big, fat mom butt.
by JohnstonGuy August 24, 2005
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butt hole

A deep dark hole located between your butt cheeks. Also a name you call someone you don't like without swearing.
1.You are such a...a...BUTT HOLE!
2.Don't be such a butt hole
3. Dude, that's my butt hole
by TheQueen111 May 25, 2016
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theater butt

The stiff uncomfortable feeling you get on your butt when you are sitting in a theater chair watching a movie. It feels like your butt fell asleep.
That movie was so long I got theater butt.
by ms72 April 13, 2009
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For N people n1, n2, n3... ...nN, if n1=n2 and n2=n3... nN-1=nN, Then n1=nN, where = can be verbalized as 'is butt fucking.'
If Preston is butt fucking me, and I'm butt fucking Eric, by the Transitive Property of Butt Fucking, Preston is butt fucking Eric.
by pseudomath April 28, 2010
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Buttscratcher

A long wooden stick with a point on the end for people to scratch their butts. Similar to the backscratcher. Peter Griffin from Family Guy sold Buttscratchers at sporting events to pay for Chris's tuition in "No Chris Left Behind".
Peter usually holds one up and says to the crowd "Buttscratcher?" Usually someone answers back saying "Buttscratcher!"

Very funny to say in real life. Never gets old. Ever.
Peter: Buttscratcher? Buttscratcher? Get your Buttscratchers here! Buttscratcher?

Man: Buttscratcher!

Peter: Buttscratcher!

Man (hands peter money) Buttscratcher.

Peter: (hands man buttscratcher) mmmButtscratcher.

Man 2: Buttscratcher?

Peter: Buttscrather!
by Chris000 January 17, 2008
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No cuts, No buts, No coconuts

One of those bullshit rhymes you said back in elementary school when some cock-juggling thundercunt decided to cut in line at the drinking fountain, lunch, etc.

Hearing this after nearly two decades can cause a nostalgia breakdown.
Hey, Jimmy! No cuts, No buts, No coconuts!
by blanket456 December 18, 2012
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