by destiny June 19, 2004

Large, discombobbled, and uneven pair of boobs for fat chicks. They are just two lumps of fat lard. This is why it seems like the fat girls are usually first to bloom.
by oilcanman April 5, 2009

Verb: To overcook beef patties excessively, often to the point that they may have become unrecognizable from their original form. Jayed burgers will have a shrunken, crispy appearance, with a blacked layer of crust coating the outermost layer.
1). Honey, is supper ready yet or are you jayin' those burgers?!?!
2). Is that a hamburger on my plate? I can't tell if someone's been jayin' the burgers or if that's a large piece of coal on my bun.....
2). Is that a hamburger on my plate? I can't tell if someone's been jayin' the burgers or if that's a large piece of coal on my bun.....
by kimba12 August 2, 2011

With the release of In Sorte Diaboli, Dino Burger became the first black metal band with a number one album in their native country, lawl.
by Vusza March 1, 2009

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by Gnihihihihihihi June 8, 2016

A sexual act where upon a fresh pile of turd is laid on the chest of another while hovering from above (Cleveland Steamer). This act is immediately followed by the ass cheeks which produced the turb being lowered upon the turd squashing it into a patty like shape. This can be performed slowly or violently.
I thought he was just going to give me a Cleveland Steamer when all of a sudden out of the blue he dropped ass and turned it into a Murphy Burger.
by Pirate Tom January 8, 2009
