bollocks

bollocks balls to you! bullshit!

i tattoo bollocks on my arm and some bastard on the street said you spelled that wrong! i looked at him and said, "BOLLOCKS!" and kept on walking.

by joey malicious June 3, 2004

bollocky chops

A comment directed to one whose "chops" (or face if you like) are bollocky.

"Oi! 'urry it up bollocky chops!"

by MartinDG June 26, 2006

bollocks

A classic example of great English banter. Originating in London (bollocks) used in a sentence generally means shit or fuck.

Bruv, i got laid off yesterday its bollocks absolute bollocks

by r8 m8 June 15, 2016

Bollocks

The Dog's Bollocks: Came into being after watching the dog repeatedly wash his testicles (with tongue) and consideration of why the said dog should repeat the said act repeatedly: Conclusion: he finds it extremely enjoyable hence "it's the dog's bollocks"

sex is the dog's bollocks

by Canine Explanation League January 13, 2006

bollockchops

Bollockchops is exclamation of sudden anger or fright. wank fuck shit

Dick: Harry have you done you essay for today?
Harry: Bollockchops, Miss is going to kill me.

by Beth Reid March 4, 2008

dog's bollocks

When something really stands out.

You couldn't miss it. It stood out like dogs bollocks!

by Krish January 5, 2004

bollockstothis.com

A phrase used when diagreeing or refusing to do something.

Mum: Reece was it you who stole her Money?

Reece: Oh bollockstothis.com im going upstairs!

by Chapas December 21, 2009