Buffer

maintaining a friend with benefits, or a fuck buddy, in order to avoid the urge to look for or find an S.O.

Melissa is the best fuck buddy Mike has ever had. When will they just wake up, quit buffering, and tie the knot?

by WowZaa June 19, 2008

hot buffet

Similar to a hot lunch, a buffet involves the act of shitting, pissing and vomiting on your partners chest.

a steaming hot buffet

by verbatim April 8, 2005

Buffel

When you fuck a girl upside-down and give her high fives while banging her.

Dude, all this blood is rushing to my head from buffeling last night.

by DeitzB September 26, 2010

Buffett Middle School

a crappy middle school with a whole lot of hoes and sluts. plus back stabbing whores. good luck rotting inside of that school.

Buffett Middle school and where the thots go.

by avequeen October 20, 2019

awesomeness buffer

a bad song that, between good songs, creates a balance, that helps avoid awesome-song overload.

The Fray is a good awesomeness buffer for that Zepplin set.

by mechpt July 7, 2010

Jimmy Buffetted

(1) Getting so drunk to the point that Jimmy Buffett music becomes palatable.

(2) Drinking with friends while listening to Jimmy Buffett music.

(1) Dan doesn't usually listen to Jimmy Buffett, but he was so Jimmy Buffetted last night that he enjoyed the music!

(2) Pat was getting Jimmy Buffetted last night with his friends while listening to Jimmy Buffet's song "Margaritaville".

by M Albury September 26, 2012

buffet

A place where obese people lurk all around wobbling for food. However, if you're normal, you'd probably only go here for a special occasion.

Person 1: Yuck! I can't eat this! There are too many obese people around!
Person 2: Yeah, they live on buffets you know?

by Blue Kirby August 20, 2008