broken record method 

repeatedly say no to a hoebag that has a crush on you but you hate this person

I used the broken record method on her

broken record method by Camicorn Raptor March 7, 2017

Broken Car Horn 

When your fucking a girl and when you feel a fart cooking up you turn her around and stick her face in your ass and fart making it sound like a broken car horn.

Art: "Last night I felt a huge one cooking up so I gave Tonya a broken car horn."

Broken Car Horn by Jabbathefart March 17, 2017

broken furnace 

After two lovers have sexual intercourse, the woman begins to limp because the erotic penis was deep enough in the woman to cause pain in her pelvis

I gave Susan a broken furnace last night, she said it wasn't her first.

broken furnace by Pelvis Presley April 20, 2017

Broken Package 

Meaning he or she is impotent or barren.

Melissa cannot have children as she has a broken package!

Broken Package by The Ink Man September 23, 2017

Broken carriage 

Requires two things

Clothes hanger

Vacuum cleaner

Did you hear _____had to have a broken carriage

Broken carriage by Sirlixalot666420 May 3, 2018

Broken Testicle Synchronisation 

The empathetic response between two or more guys upon observing one being kicked in the balls by an angry female, potentially their girlfriend

Mate 1: *Gets Kicked in the Balls*
Mates 2-4: *Feels Mate 1's pain and curls up in response*

Alternative Spelling: Broken Testicle Synchronization

Ah, yeah. I saw my mate get kicked in the balls one time by his bitchy girlfriend. We had a moment of Broken Testicle Synchronisation, I basically felt his pain.

Broken Testicle Synchronisation by Kosmicheskij January 20, 2018

Broken Lock in the Bathroom 

The lock on the stall door of a bathroom in a public place is broken of gone

There is a broken lock in the bathroom
Someone walked in on me using the bathroom because of the broken lock in the bathroom

Broken Lock in the Bathroom by [Stupid Person] May 4, 2018