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Brigand Theory

A theory based on the fact that sick days should always be spent at school and not at home where they will only be wasted.

The reason being that if you are sick, you should go to school, because not only will you be spreading disease to all those evil bastards you put up with every day, but you won't be counted absent. Also, why stay at home if the only thing you'll be doing is blowing snot into a tissue? The only reason anyone should ever stay home from school is if they plan to do something worthwhile, like experimenting with liquor or weed.

Some say "Well, when I'm sick all I feel like doing is sleeping." Sleep at school. Once you find the perfect position, those desks aren't nearly as uncomfortable.

"Brigand" is the french word for "bandit." It's deemed the Brigand Theory because you're stealing the health of all your classmates and teachers.
dude 1: Dude, you are so freakin' sick. Why are you going to school?

dude 2: I figure I'll put the Brigand Theory to good use and puke in Pre-Cal.
by Pitoyable May 9, 2005
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New Brighton

A town in Beaver County, PA approximately 1.14 square miles and home to approximately 6,600 people. Home to the original Brighton Hot Dog Shoppe.
There was a shooting in New Brighton yesterday.
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Briggs

One of the most unknown but chillest guy you will ever meet.
Also known as Bri.
Kid 1: Yo, who's that
Kid 2: That Briggs, he's amazing.
by RichDeVos July 27, 2018
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Brigid

Brigid is an extremely talented writer who has been coming up with stories for much of her life. She's often reading a book or writing one of her own. Bri is a very reliable friend who, despite not being highly affectionate, will support you and give advice whenever you're having problems. This girl will always have some wisdom to share with you when you need it. She is unique, fantastic, intelligent, funny, clever, and a brilliant person to have in your life. Brigid has the heart of a dragon and when she gets really angry, well, hopefully you aren't the one receiving her wrath. If you're friends with a Brigid, you may be friends with a future famous author. Keep her in your life because she is one of the most creative and wonderful people you'll ever meet. (This is based off of a Brigid I know in real life)
Friend 1: Hey, have you read Brigid's latest story she started the other day?
Friend 2: No, but I totally should when I get the chance, her stories are always great!
by mystical bean November 11, 2018
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Pashmina Brigade

The collective term for a group of wealthy, upper-middle-class, usually white young women or girls. They come from English public-school backgrounds and are distinguishable through their speech ("yaaaar, daaaaahling") and their dressing, which often involves hugely tousled blonde hair and a pashmina, hence the name. A sweatshirt from the school Lacross/Hockey/Netball team, often with an individualised nickname across it (eg. TEQUILA) may also be used. An individual member of the Pashmina Brigade is known as a sloane.
Why the hell did we go to Crazy Larry's? It's overrun by the Pashmina Brigade.
by Trin W. November 25, 2006
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4th brigade

The 4th Brigade of Special and Handicapped people, commonly known as the 4th, is a terrorist organization leaded by ཌꍟ𝔅ꌗᏒ/𝟒𝐭𝐡དDaniel#9347, whose main objective is to destroy other's work.
yoinked: daniel is cringe ngl we gonna destroy the 4th brigade
daniel: yes i know i am cringe and i am also braindead
by league of servers enjoyerr November 3, 2021
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The Brigham Lung

The act of getting a blowjob from a Mormon girl and, just as your ready to blow, pinch her nose so she has no choice but to inhale your load.
My lovely wife, God has told me you must allow me to give you what is called The Brigham Lung.
by Chauncy Stevens January 2, 2008
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