Two-Egg Breakfast

When the female (or male if that's your deal)is sleeping, you carefully crouch over their face. Simply lower your balls on to ( or into) their sleeping mouth. When they wake up, You shout, "BREAKFAST"

My girlfriend was snoring, so I gave her the old Two-Egg Breakfast.





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by greenradioactive March 2, 2009

portugeuse breakfast

the act of putting any type of cooked eggs and bacon into a womans ass then eating it out.

Teddy was hungry this morning so he gave his girl friend a portugeuse breakfast.

by Ed Fremantlemedia August 5, 2007

Corn Dog Breakfast

When you and your buddy pull an all-nighter and celebrate the ending with a corn dog feast, usually followed by corn dog farts.

My friend Woody and I enjoyed a nice Corn Dog Breakfast after a late night playing Call of Duty.

by BigMikeTheBrave March 23, 2011

Breakfast of Champions

Excellent book by Kurt Vonnegut

Nutritious way to start your day.

Yeah, Breakfast of Champions sure is an excellent book by Kurt Vonnegut

by Benska December 2, 2003

Mexican breakfast cereal

When there aren't any whole tortilla chips left and just a bit of salsa left in the bowl, one dumps the remaining chip fragments into the salsa bowl, stirs it up and eats the rest with a spoon.

Pass me the chips..." "There aren't many left. It looks like Mexican breakfast cereal time.

by Alfetta159 October 30, 2010

breakfart

To have anal sex in the morning, just after wake up . Can be used as a name (example 1) or as a verb (example 2).

1. Ana used to have breakfart every morning with her lover.

2. - Tea or coffee my Dear?
- I'd rather breakfart.

by krapatxuk December 30, 2007

Continental Breakfast

A Life of Luxury.

Continental Breakfast = World Wide Swag

by CBreakfast November 3, 2011