testicle breathing

Breather deeply into your balls, imagine your testicles expanding like lungs. When you exhale imagine your testicles deflating like your lungs would. Most men never breathe into their balls consciously. This simple practice can be used to stimulate your sex energy and begin to rotate it around the micro-cosmic orbit.

Testicle breathing helps before having sex

by what_am_i_doing_with_my_life September 18, 2021

Kneecap-breaking

1: A phrase used by most "quirky baddy" teens or some shit.
2: Yes, I swear.

Person 1: don't touch mah cookies or i will break your kneecaps! uwu~
Person 2: call pest control please im dying
Person 3: Kneecap-breaking was so cool back in my day

by KBJMmcmx, dns, March 9, 2022

German breathing 5th form

the 5th form of the ancient German style of sword fighting. you activate it by saying the phrase

German breathing 5th form, Flammenwerfer!!!

by crimson Flammenwerfer March 26, 2022

Emily Brading

Semi-Amateur-Professional(ish) Footballer renowned for her expertise at shopping at Primark.

Did you see Emily Brading playing football at the youth social thingy wearing a Primark X Greggs teeshirt and sliders?

by KT-Urban October 2, 2022

Virtual breeding

The act of engaging in sexual activity with the primary intention of experiencing pleasure, while consciously employing various methods to prevent conception and avoid producing offspring.
A strategic approach to sexual encounters, often involving the use of contraceptives, birth control, or other preventative measures, to ensure that the fun and excitement remain, but the responsibilities and consequences of procreation are kept at bay.

Example: "Dude, I'm all about that virtual breeding life – I'm not ready for kids, but I still wanna have a good time with my partner!"

by Kronos4555 April 2, 2023

Bush Breeding

The act of having sex at a public place, such as at a park, or in a bush.

Bro watch out those homeless people are totally Bush Breeding right now.

by Mrbirdboy July 25, 2023

swapped breeding sandwich

A breeding sandwich with two couples where they agree to swap partners for the purpose of knocking each other up. This should only be left to couples that have a really strong bond with each other. It is better if both couples have engaged in and already had a set of children with their main partners in a normal breeding sandwich first.

Chloe: You know I thought conceiving my first child with James in a breeding sandwich with you was the most intimate thing I could do with a bestie, but the fact that you let me use Thomas's reprogrammer in a swapped breeding sandwich is truly next level.

Samantha: Yeah and to think that James knocked me up not only with your permission but with your blessing and participation really brings our friendship to a whole new level.

by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023