Boyfriend #2

A term used for a boyfriend on the side, most often just for sexual relations only.

girl: Babe lets fuck right now
Boyfriend: not now, the basketball game is on
(girl gets phone)
Girl: im coming over now get the bed ready.
Boyfriend #2: twice in one day? ok fine

by Waleedz E June 14, 2009

ex boyfriend

A loser who you dated in the past in which you can now look back and only regret because you were way better than him anyway.

Written from (past) personal experience. Please examine yours (ex boyfriend.)

by pdrea December 26, 2008

Bend over boyfriend

A boy that a girl fucks up the ass via some strap-on device.

Danielle says "Jeffrey is my Bend over boyfriend, I like doing him from behind"

by danielle August 14, 2004

a boyfriend

Something I want and would greatly appreciate during the holiday season.

Damn, it is so fucking seeing everyone with a boyfriend besides me

by grlpwr1648 December 9, 2017

vibrator boyfriend

A mans worse rival and enemy. A living vibrator !!! It connects well with the emotional side of a women cause it listens to her stories and gives her excessive compliments after it does its job.An abomination that needs to be destroyed !! As long as it lives it will continue stealing the women in our lives !!!

Girl: hey i don't need you and your annoying bad habits.I can have all i want with my new vibrator boyfriend.i can DO whenever i want and i don't have to ask for it.

Guy:I gave you my heart and soul and this is what you choose over me ???

Girl:how about we just be friends.This talking dildo (vibrator boyfriend) can do anything that you can do plus it wont hurt my feelings for stupid reasons and it is compact and can be carried anywhere

Guy : You bitch !!!!

by zingeraddict November 10, 2010

boyfriend

The nice guy you settle for when you realize that the hot bad boys you fall for are just manwhores who make you cry as often as they make you come.

I love my boyfriend because he likes to cuddle with me and he never looks at other girls.

by kate November 22, 2004

Boyfriender

Someone who treats you like your their Boyfriend.

"Dude don't jump off that you could get hurt"

"Don't be such a fucking Boyfriender"

by BeeZsz December 7, 2010