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Blind Friend Date

Meeting a friend of a friend for the first time 1 on 1. A blind friend date is set up by a mutual friend who does not for some reason attend the actual meeting to introduce the two people.
"I have a blind friend date on Friday with Abby's college friend - I hope its not too awkward"
by littleninja13 April 22, 2010
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blind unicorn

A man places his smooth balls over each eye of a man or woman with an erect pens protruding off the forehead of said man or woman, creating the illusion of a unicorn with weird testicle (blind) eyes. Usually includes variations with another man receiving fellatio simultaneously from the "blind unicorn"/willing victim!
Wow! They really made her/him into a blind unicorn, during that threesome!
by Gary Urbo December 13, 2018
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Blind pirate

When preforming a man on top style 69 and throat punches her so hard his balls give her two black eyes, similtaneously!
"dude, why does your girl have two black eyes? That's not a good look."
"Nah, it's fine, I gave her a blind pirate!"
by jake_ace_22 March 28, 2019
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brown bindi

A sexual act; while having anal sex with a woman/man, the man pulls out his penis and has his partner turn around. The man then takes his penis and stamps a brown excrement mark in the center of the woman's/ man's forehead.
Guys, you'll never believe it- she finally wanted to try anal last night. In honor of the special occasion, I gave her a brown bindi when we finished!
by FMA.memories.PSU September 29, 2010
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committing an act of such uselessness that it has negative value.
pete: so why did you loan that douchebag $500? he already owes you $2500 for that car he bought from you!
clete: well, he promised if he hit it big at the casino, he'd give me double the money he owes me, so i figured "what the hell?"
pete: it's bad enough you buy this guy's bull shit, but ignoring his past is like giving a flashlight to a blind man. next time, just burn your spare cash.
by earpuller November 21, 2010
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Bindi Lazer

A lazer that originates from the Indian/Pakistani ceremonial forehead dot when it becomes overheated with rage or thought.
Don't piss off Mala, you might evoke the bindi lazer!

Chris: What happened to Blake?
Garrett: He pissed off Mala..
Chris: Oh shit! He got hit with a bindi lazer
by Christopher Mudge December 21, 2007
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Blind nipple

When a girls areola and nipple are the same color as their skin tone.
I was with this chick last night and she took off her shirt, wouldn't you know it, THE BLIND NIPPLE!!! You couldn't tell if she had nipples or not.
by Aaron-n-Stacy August 4, 2017
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