Walk blocker

A person that suddenly stops when they are walking right in front of another.

*kid suddenly stops.*
person behind him: What the fuck?! You just walk blocked me! Damn walk blocker.

by edesia April 26, 2009

Text Blocker

The person that sits in front of you in class that you use to text behind. Usually works well with fat kids that never get out of their seat.

"Hey you see John over there?. Yeah man, he is an excellent text blocker. I can text all period".

by BayAreaMatt August 13, 2008

Blockamore

A girl that looks good from a block or more away..

Dude, those 2 chicks sitting at the bar are total blockamores..I swear.

by sty23 October 17, 2008

block choppy

A choppy block style haircut. When your bangs are too square and section off into chunks. Similar to a barcode.

Anna got her bangs trimmed, they look a bit block choppy.

by Lavlav47 April 23, 2018

stank blocker

Glasgow slang and derogatory term used to describe someone of poor upbringing and/or low social status. (Lies in the gutter and blocks the drains) also stanky.

Jimmy picks his nose and scratches his arse - what a stank blocker.

by David Edgar November 8, 2006

Douche Block

1.An all-out quelling of one's attempt to talk to a lady friend, dealt by an extreme faggot that usually iniates the block with a swift punch to the scrotum. This exceeds the level of a cockblock.

2.A bit of hardened residue left in a douchebag's drainage valve that allows the vaginal excriment to form to or more streams as it slops out.

"Yeah I was making a good conversation with a stocked babe, and then JB runs up out of jealousy and hammers my nutsack. Such a douche block.

*With an educated english accent: "Oy! There seems to be a douche blockage seperating the excriment into these assorted bowls."

by wilynilystoleyourbili March 27, 2009

Rig Block

The action of a large 18 wheel rig turning into a highway without regard to traffic simply because their vehicle is considerably larger than yours.

Driver: "What the hell does he think he is doing?"
Passenger: "We just got rig blocked"

by jrscag May 22, 2009