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Beijing Surprise

When one's significant other puts Poprocks in their mouth immediately before performing oral sex on the other.
Dude, Michelle gave me a Beijing Surprise last night, it was like fireworks on my dick.
by theunicorn August 20, 2012
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bejiggedy

A word used to describe something or someone that is weird, awkward, crazy, or messed up. It is always used in a negative connotation and mostly as an adjective. It can also refer to an action in/of a situation that is out of proportion to what may typically be socially acceptable.

Pronunciation- buh-'JIG-guh-dee

Other spellings- Bejigedy

Abbreviation- bejigg or bejig
The singer sang a bejiggedy high note because she was not singing correctly and using her breath support.

"Don't get too bejiggedy before your test! Being bejiggedy will make you neverous and you'll forget what you studied."

The traffic on the highway was bejiggedy because people were swerving erratically in and out of lanes, which slowed my commute to work.

The customer expected to redeem a 30% off coupon that had expired two years ago and was extremely rude and bejiggedy with the salesperson.
by Singsomuch April 21, 2014
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banjilo

i will record awesome turtles playing the banjilo
by banjelo June 25, 2015
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Beijingna

Last year , I went to fuck some Beijingna
by FinnZooks December 5, 2015
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Beni

Is a name of good rappers.He got some rapskills.Oneday he will be very rich and a very famous rapper.
by vxnxm January 1, 2017
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Bejizzle

(Usually performed between two men) the act of ejaculating on ones chest or face then throwing a hand full of glitter on the effected region
"OW EM GEE brian your bejizzled chest looks great"
by Cuz dumpster April 18, 2018
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Bengis

the absolute power and GIRTH that is a peepee
Person 1: Your ugly

Person 2: Well-l..... you-u.... look like a BENGIS

Person 1: *comets land on him and rip his protons apart as he stares into the eyes of his murderer. Eyes trembling he lets out an ear-piercing screech*
by lil'_triceratops May 26, 2018
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