Bender

To drink an excessive amount / “be bent” , without sleeping for over 24 hours.
Preferably 5-6 days.

- If you tell or flaunt about being on a bender you are automatically so so so so so lonely and need to consider death

1 - “Oi Bree you stupid cunt let’s go onna bender”

2 - “Bro that bender last weekend fucked me up”

by YaDaddysCum January 27, 2019

bulldozing bender

When an individual over indulges in alcohol (ie fireball) at a social event such as a wedding and proceeds to knock over unsuspecting bridesmaids during a bouquet toss. He or she must also successfully get others equally as drunk by forcing shots and making drinks.

It isn't a party until bulldozing bender is there.

by Benderoo June 15, 2014

Beaner Bender

A bender, lasting at least two days, consisting of consuming nothing but things of Mexican nature, whether it be food, media, or drinks.

Man, Rudy has only eaten Taco Bell, drank Dos Equis, and listened to Fuerza Regida for the last 3 days. He’s been on a real Beaner Bender.

by NOTMYTEMPO January 30, 2024

Bendered

Getting scammed

Did you hear Jason got (bendered) last night by Stripper?

by BlackLung09 September 30, 2021

member bender

When a female has an exceptionally wet yet shallow vagina

that shit was so shallow she gave me a member bender

by Dick nose boner biscuit October 26, 2017

bender kinnie

A person who kins the character Bender from Futurama
Basically a emo bitch with BPD

Also I'd you kin bender your mist likely a dazai kinnie. Emo 💀

I am a bender kinnie.

by Stariamp3 November 10, 2022

goin on a board bender

this practice is done by accumulating a planets worth of drugs (preferably a mixture of stimulants and opiates) then staying up all night doing things on your computer that the nsa would not approve of

"hey tom theres this data server ive been lookin at no ones used it years, u wanna hit it?" "george, i see us goin on a board bender in our future" "maaaayyyybe but by brother never takes his adderall, were good"

by 5ende73ender January 7, 2017