by mrweegles February 12, 2019
Get the mango beardmug. Person 1 : "What are you doing after work ?"
Person 2 : "I'm gonna go home, have a feed and a shower. Might grab the Mrs and "put the beard on" too !"
Person 2 : "I'm gonna go home, have a feed and a shower. Might grab the Mrs and "put the beard on" too !"
by Cpt. Kickass June 23, 2009
Get the Put the beard onmug. The abnormally excessive occurance of hair growth below a woman's nipple, where upon seeing it you believe that you've seen Mike Napoli of the Red Sox.
by Redsox4ever May 16, 2015
Get the Titty beardmug. A bearded donkey is when someone with a hairy ass squats on your forehead after you pass out from drinking too much.
by Googleme367 January 17, 2017
Get the bearded donkeymug. by Baldwin West August 6, 2016
Get the Beard Spottermug. Blacke Bearde knew the importance of image in his line of work. Before battle, he would dress all in black, strap several pistols to his chest and put on a large black captain’s hat. Then, he would put slow burning fuses in his hair and beard. The fuses constantly sputtered and gave off smoke, which wreathed him in a perpetual greasy fog. He looked like a devil who had stepped right out of hell and onto a pirate ship and most of his victims simply surrendered their cargo rather than fight him.
by Miss Defy October 7, 2011
Get the Blacke Beardemug. A lone steak that has been forgotten in an unplugged fridge that has grown a blanket is sticky furry fungus fuckus... Later used as a gourmet spread eaten by hillbillys and aristocrats.
by Lolals December 29, 2013
Get the bearded steakmug.