The law enforcement individuals tasked with the unenviable job of preventing vacationing beach goers from actually entering the water during double-red flag, rip current threat.
TIMMY! GET OUT OF THE WATER! Didn't you see the double red flag?
I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.
I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.
by YAWA May 23, 2021
Get the beach policemug. Ex on the Beach is a British reality television series that is broadcast on MTV. The series was first announced in February 2014and premiered on 22 April 2014.The series is narrated by Irish comedian Andrew Maxwell
Ex on the beach
by mennäperille December 7, 2019
Get the Ex on the beachmug. When you walk up into the zone of destiny while the balls never stop you.in no time we make “look at all the people Bill they’re on the truth house” let them in to breath
by Phzkinrre6 June 14, 2021
Get the Beach Parlademug. High density full coverage back and chest hair worn on public beaches and office retreats staged at beach resorts.
by D-Bob99 December 10, 2020
Get the beach sweatermug. the place everyone wishes they had a beach house. a place where having a bike is far more important than having a car. you can spend the whole day at the beach (surfing, boogeyboarding because you KNOW we got THE best surf in the world) then go mini golfing at mr. tee’s or spend the night at fantasy island. or you could spend the afternoon shopping in bay village. you could even spend the day at the water park thundering surf! if it’s a wednesday night, go grab some snacks from murphy’s and watch the concert in the park. when your hungry, lord know you want chicken or the egg wings. oh and you know that beach haven has literally the best resteraunts in the world. beach haven is the best place on earth don’t fight me on this.
by damchicka March 12, 2018
Get the beach havenmug. A episode in most animes when the group goes to have fun, this episode usually takes place before sh!t hits the fan. So enjoy the fluff while you can
by Mayaisabellapower November 29, 2021
Get the Beach episodemug. Claytona beach is a pretty litty person that is pretty good at baseball and is a really good friend. (Can you guys please publish this for his sake)
by Sopy (pillow) May 23, 2019
Get the claytona beachmug.