Spermit The Frog

One of the controversial characters from the Muppets, he’s quite the opposite of his cousin Kermit. Instead of avoiding Miss Piggy, Spermit the Frog spends his time trying to impregnate Miss Piggy but fails due to his lack of prowess and banjo playing

Spermit the Frog needs to get his Lilly padded or else

by Dig Nitty March 3, 2019

Frog Cum

the best fucking song ever

Frog Cum was made by Soup and McNasty

by bigppmaster42069 October 19, 2021

Greasy Frog

The act of covering your partners entire body in lube and beginning to have sex with them as you both jump around the room

Man I tried to give Skyler a Greasy Frog last night. But my dick kept slipping out

by Jerry Springer's Wet Daughter November 15, 2016

pond frog

One of them swamp dwelling, watermelon munching, chicken crunching, moon crickets

hey man did you see that pond frog over there.

by Pond Frog August 31, 2021

Frog Splash

The action of repeatedly jumping in the air during penetration with a hefty woman around your waist and smashing her back down.

A 10/10, golden 5-star maneuver in the bedroom that will have the ladies coming back for more!

Guaranteed to steal your girl!

“Girl, you will not believe what happened to me last night! The guy I was with ‘frog splashed’ me with his perfect dick!”

“Honey, can we spice things up and try ‘frog splashing’?”

“You better hide your girl bro, I might ‘frog splash’ her and she’ll be hooked.”

by rottingradiantly May 11, 2022

frog paper

Divorce papers

Parent 1: “son, we’re getting a divorce”
Parent 2: “it’s true, I have the frog papers right here”

by Gr3en1em0n December 15, 2021

mcyt..frog

mcyt..frog is a good person, he vents a lot to people. from his content he is really sad and doesn’t deserve what he’s going through.

someone: hey! do you follow mcyt..frog?

me: yes, my favorite person ever

by mybaslls June 11, 2021