A Tallahassee Baptism is a northern Floridian saying when you body slam someone in shallow waters, or a rain puddle, usually knocking the wind out of them. A Tallahassee Baptism usually occurs when alcohol is involved.
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Larry: He's part of the Westboro Baptist Church. I suggest you sta hip aq11
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Oh man. this has been a weekend like no other. My Acid Baptism has caused me to rethink my existence and yours.
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Behavior otherwise attributed to Westbrook Baptist Church members
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A: “What is up with Paul?? He was screaming I was ‘CisHet’ and clapping in my face to ‘Do. The. Work.’ What does that even mean?”
B: “He goes to the Wokesboro Baptist Church so he makes everything shitty. Just ignore him.”
B: “He goes to the Wokesboro Baptist Church so he makes everything shitty. Just ignore him.”
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There are many groups under this banner like Eshays, snowflakes, ‘based gods’
All of these are commonly found at the school of the same name. But the large majority of people that go there often don’t leave their house.
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All of these are commonly found at the school of the same name. But the large majority of people that go there often don’t leave their house.
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